im sure this will make someone mad here..... but i trully feel if you claim to be christian and vote for Obama, you better go back and make sure you are christian .... i just dont see someone claiming to love Christ and vote for this man!
With that said.... how many so called christians are voting for him? That might give us an idea of how many are really going in the rapture.
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Yeah, because Obama's the fucking anti-christ and a muslim, and his middle name is Hussein so he's an Arab and in league with Saddam, and Obama sounds like Osama so he's a fucking TERRORIST!
Go 'rapture' yourselves off in a fucking fire already, moron funditards.
Well, he does claim to help people. Seems like a Christian thing.
And he organizes communities and doesn't afraid of anything.
I've always wondered what these 'tards imagine an eternity in heaven will actually be like. If they do get raptured and end up in heaven surrounded by people who know nothing other than what they've been told about God and what they've imagined about God can't be a pleasant experience.
None of these assholes have ever had any fun, they don't know how, they all have a different idea of what God is and what 'he' wants them to do and they can't all be right.
If it were real, it would be my idea of hell.
Since 95% of the Christians think "Rapture" is a bogus fantasy and it isn't even mentioned in the Bible, I think most Christians could give a rat's ass about whether you cultists with your GOP ass-lick attitude approve of their votes or not.PS Given you people at RR's attitude toward Christian charity and your constant violations of the 9th commandment for politcal purposes, I think YOU are the one's who should question your Christianity!
Whats this about 'LendingHeart'. I guess people who are 'GivingHearts' are just stupid liberals who want to give to the poor - those lazy scum who don't have jobs because they are so bad. You don't give to the poor, you lend to the poor, so you can enslave them with high interest rates.
First, the 'rapture' was actually taught AGAINST by Jesus in Matthew 25. It was a doctrine invented in the 1820's to 1830's by this woman who thought she was a prophet and heard about it from God. The rapture isn't actually a Christian idea, but more 'cultic' in nature. Second, my conservative, fundamentalist Baptist mother-in-law is voting for Obama. So there.
That should be the new campaign slogan: Vote for John McCain, or you'll go to Hell.
@ Me: It isn't? I thought that's been the official slogan, at least since Palin got on the ticket.
"With that said.... how many so called christians are voting for him? That might give us an idea of how many are really going in the rapture."
So, Obama will win with 100% of the votes then? 'Cause, you know, nobody's going in any fucking rapture you god damned fuckinglunatics .
Oh please Jesus..Rapture your followers RIGHT NOW! Please PLEASE PLEASE..Ill even kiss your ass a few times after you do it! And if you take the Muslims with you I may even consider telling people that you turned out to be a pretty well on fellow.
So please answer their prayers and rapture them up and away from this world!
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