If John McCain wins this election, there will be no denying that the Hand of the Lord will have determined it.
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Given Obama's lead in the polls, I agree.
Well, that or vote fraud. The GOP's hardly above that.
"If John McCain wins this election, there will be no denying that the Hand of the Lord will have determined it..."
...But if he loses, God had nothing to do with it!
So... if Obama wins
a) Goddidit because Goddoeseverything
OR
b) The Hand Of Satan beat The Hand Of The Lord in the Great Cosmic Armwrestling Match?
Neither alternative sounds terribly good for your fundie outlook.
Well, at this point, I'm pretty sure nothing other than divine intervention will get him in, so...
That said, if God wants McCain in office so badly, why doesn't he just part the clouds and say so?
They are nervous over at RR now.
Really, really nervous. :)
Can they ever have been otherwise, since they honestly believe the universe could end at any second?
If John McCain wins this election, there will be no denying that the Hand of the Lord will have determined it.
But that also means your little party in the sky will have to wait.
"The same has been said about Adolf Hitler."
Well, Hitler lost the democratic election. So he just started bribing.
As for my insult, I'd have to go with: Didn't the Hand of the Lord pick FDR and Clinton, too?
God: if you help McCain win, please keep him in the best of health. We don't want Palin using any illness as an excuse to become acting president.
Also, by fundie logic, McCain is a monster, because McCain means "son of Cain", and the sons of Cain were monsters like Grendel, according to Beowulf. ...OK it's not in the Bible, but neither is half the stuff these people believe.
Or the results were rigged.
Or that Americans are stupid.
Or that we're not ready for a black dude to be in charge.
There's a lot of options there, Bo.
If your god is as much of an idiot as he has proven so far, then yep, I agree, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.
And how long before you'll be saying Donald Fart is a RINO?
Because your previous Golden Boy Mitt 'Magic Pants' Romney certainly isn't a member of a cult as you would define such, eh?!
Has Wiggy openly stated that he is 'Saved', and belie ves in the (C)Rapture?
You've got four years to answer that question, Ruptured Retards. Take your time.
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