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True Christians join me in remembering the lives of the suffering in hell?

Let us talk about poor old Albert Einstein.

Poor old foolish Albert Einstein , suffering in the fire as I speak.
Poor old Albert Einstein , liked by the unwise athiest that are weak.
A Liberal so opposed to the spreading of the Truth so fare.
Oh how could he so truly dare.

A contributor to the Science that was so meek.
His theories made no sense , God could tell.
"Albert, please , intelligence will always be weak."
And with that, he himself was sent to HELL.

"Let this be a warning", God said.
Too much intelligence, and there a liberal paradise will you be lead.
For foolish liberals, humanism seemed so nice.
But in hell , the Devil saw they scurried like mice.

Now here is another piece of advise.
Reason, Science, and intellect belong to the lice.
Einstein, Newton, and Galileo could not tell.
But know, they will burn forever in hell.

And now let the atheists be pitied.
So they will know that there is a God that they need.
Let us hope the evil philosophies that Sagan had taught.
Will in the future , never be bought.

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