[In a "Truth For Youth" comic "spoofing" Harry Potter (called Hairy Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire), our two "heroes" unlock the code for a door marked private by using the clue "Magic is all about..."]
Knowledge! That was the password. "Magic is all about Knowledge" WAY COOL!
Remember? It's what professor Dumbitdown said in the first book of Hairy Polarity!
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"Dumbitdown" is right. Jeez...
Edit: Apparently, Magic being associated with knowledge is a bad thing, because you are supposed to be looking for "wisdom". A wonderfully meaningless cliche.
The site rants about homosexuality, but has that angel (or whatever) in there done in typical androgenous manga style.
"Dumbitdown"? That's it! I'm making a parody bible and the main character is gonna be called "Jeezuz Fuckingkrist".
Marsten, just read some of these comics! They're like Chick Tracts for this generation.
And aaa, I think puns are funny. When they're GOOD puns...
@Marsten
Truth For Youth, publishes fundamentalist comics that read a lot like Chick Tracts. For example take this page on evolution from one of the comics:
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/NEW%20Comics/sm/images/SM_2.jpg
So they made this comic to fight the evil of Harry Potter that was converting people to witchcraft (somehow).
Anyone who would demonize knowledge, or the acquisition thereof, should immediately cease partaking of its fruits.
In other words, get the fuck off the internet and go live in a cave jackass.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Are we supposed to be amused?
Tickled Pink? Oh noes, Not Pink that teh gheys!
The dummkopfs are the fundies, only they have convinced themselves they are the smart ones on the basis that they cannot be wrong as they have the Bible - which is more wrong that right and more self-contradictory than self-affirming.
anti-nonsense: Sorry thats clearly a pikelet.
Oh and the anti harry potter comic is priceless, they really do believe in all that witchcraft nonsence don't they.
I actually have the Truth For Youth 'bible' with those comics in it, along with (only) the New Testament. Fundie kids in my high school handed them out one year during lunch. I kept it for the sheer hilarity in those comics. I have read them all, and found them all to be....lacking. Both in truth, and in humor. A satirical mess.
Even since, these 'bibles' were never handed out again. Even though this is the bible belt.
geez... Nate Butler's behind this. Nate idolizes Jack Chick, and years ago printed a comic called AidaZee which featured a group called the EternaTeens (ugh)...
Butler, Chick, and Al Hartley: the unholy trinity of Christian comics.
I have one thing to say about their comic:
I loled...but probably not in the way they wanted me to.
It's the stupidest parody I have ever read, right up there with Chick's Dark Dungeons. It was so stupid it was funny.
When I saw those ''comics'' I had to shout: ''FUCKING COCKBLOCKER!'' on certain strips.
I say, nothing and nothing will stop me from getting some vajajay. Specially some oh-so-righteous bastard.
The animu art style is almost as offensive as the content. "Oh, I know! We'll draw it to look like those Japanimation shows! All the kids are into that these days, and it's easy to draw (if you don't give a shit about quality like most actual manga authors)! They'll see it and think we're totally rad!"
GOOD GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
@ Mr Smith: AUGH YOU MADE ME READ IT TOO
IS that last verse the one about drinking poison and holding snakes? Why can't IRL Christians ever do that? Fucking one true religion my ass.
Confused?
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