Since the Bible has always been a science book that mankind misinterpreted into a religious book, it only makes sense to allow it into a science class where it belongs.
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If you see it as science book, all the rules for normal scientific theories apply.
Including the rule that the content from the bible can be disproven if it contradicts obervations in nature.
Well, we can without problems conclude that things like genesis or the great flood have already been disproven and therefore shouldn´t be taught in science classes as they contardict observations and fossile finds ;)
Science books do not contain stories and genealogies.
Also, science books generally give evidence and experiments to verify their conclusions, while the Bible does not such thing.
In fact, a lot of it just doesn't make any damn sense.
"Since the Bible has always been a science book"
What a minute! Back up the bus. The Bible has always been a big compliation of ancient fairy tales and utter nonsense. Not a science book.
"that mankind misinterpreted into a religious book,"
Your definitions of "science," and "religious" are in need of revision. Please get someone to help you use the dictionary.
"it only makes sense"
While using the dictionary, check out the word "sense" also.
"to allow it into a science class where it belongs"
If the Bible is not a religious book, why don't you start your crusade by banning the Bible from churches?
Bartender, I'll have whatever "the chosen one" is having.
Seriously, what the fuck?
Sure, science from the Bronze Age. It no longer applies due to new discoveries and understanding not available during the Bronze Age. At most, it would be a side note much like embalming practices of the Egyptians.
Sure, and since Darwin's "Origin of the Species" has always been a religious book misconstrued as a scientific text, it only makes sense to put it in churches and other places of worship where it belongs.
Happy?
I'd accept the Babble in a Comparative Religions class, or even a Lit course, but NOT in a Sci course. Why? The BABBLE IS FICTION.
EDIT: Apparently whatever he's smoking has the nasty effect of lowering your IQ by 90%. I'll pass, thx.
There are 2 places where the Bible belongs, the Church or in any mental institution toilet.
Only when they teach REAL science in the church, should the bible be taught in the schools as a seperate subject.
Let's be clear. The Bible has nothing to do with science as the word is properly used in the 21st century. To make such an outrageous claim is false and lying.]
And as you should know, a lie is always a sin!
If you believe that theory, you should be teaching 'Origin of Species" from the pulpit.
Also, you should have preachers pointing out the factual errors in the bible right there in church.
Do these things and your claim will have more credibility.
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Yup, yesterday morning, I found solution against cancer, world hunger, greenhouse gases and insomnia in the Babble ! Incredible !
T'was prayin', prayin', prayin' n' prayin'. Can't wait to see the result ! Scientists during the Dark Ages were so lucky !
Yes indeed, the kids could breed hamsters using painted sticks to get different types as the Bible states. Just think , striped hamsters, spotted hamsters, hamsters with spiral patterns.
3/2=1+1/2²+1/3²+1/4²+1/5²+···
Gamma(1/2)=sqrt(3)
Ah yes, what marvelous mathematical gems can be derived with help from the Bible. If only we had realized its scientific value sooner. /s
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