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Speaking for all Christians i believe that Darwin should burn in hell for all the evil and dangerous theory's he has put on this earth. without him everyone would be Christians and the world would be good. Only real Christians who follow the bible to every word should be allowed to enter heaven. I say what most Christians does not dare to say, and if they don't think about what i say and want to say it they are not real Christians. everyone but me and real Christians deserve to burn in hell...

Answerer 5 (the answerer is obscured due to the question being unresolved), Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [10/18/2008 9:44:24 AM]
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Paschal Wagner

Your own bible says you'll be joining him. Have fun!

10/18/2008 9:55:45 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

I'll save you a spot next to me :)

10/18/2008 9:57:35 AM

Eden

Please speak only for yourself.
There are lots of christians who accept the theory of evolution and also lots of christians who are tolerant towards other religions ;)

10/18/2008 10:09:01 AM

aaa

You have a big ego.

10/18/2008 10:10:21 AM

scubajesus

Actually, considering this guys username is moist_groin, I think we can safely call this one a poe.

10/18/2008 10:13:11 AM



I'm calling Poe. Please be a Poe.

10/18/2008 10:18:02 AM

anevilmeme

An attack on Darwin and No True Scotsman in one post, wow.

10/18/2008 10:36:21 AM

Amanda

"Me and real Christians"? So you aren't a real Christian?

10/18/2008 11:13:43 AM

CT

Yeah... since the name of the person quoted is "Moist Groin" I'm leaning towards someone taking the piss here...

10/18/2008 12:39:38 PM

Xotan

Christians have no right and no power to say who should burn in your supposed hell. This is the prerogative (check your dictionary, if you have such a thing) of you supposed god along. So you are committing blasphemy.

10/18/2008 12:54:41 PM

Ambrielle

Deluded fool.

10/18/2008 1:15:29 PM

Quantum Mechanic

As we used to say at Baylor, fuck thee.

10/18/2008 1:57:22 PM



everyone but me and real Christians deserve to burn in hell...

lulz

10/18/2008 2:33:17 PM

Horsefeathers


"Speaking for all Christians i believe that Darwin should burn in hell for all the evil and dangerous theory's he has put on this earth."

Dangerous? Dangerous how? Exactly what is so dangerous about saying, "See that chimp there? We're related to him, just like every other living thing is related to every other living thing in some small way."

"without him everyone would be Christians and the world would be good."

I fail to see why you think this would be so. It wasn't that way before Darwin so why you think it suddenly became that way after Darwin is completely beyond my understanding.

"Only real Christians who follow the bible to every word should be allowed to enter heaven."

Heaven will be a terribly empty place since most of your Babble is beyond brutal, outright stupid, bizarre in its requirements and, probably most of all, simply contradictory in its requirements that have to be followed.

"I say what most Christians does not dare to say, and if they don't think about what i say and want to say it they are not real Christians. everyone but me and real Christians deserve to burn in hell..."

Is that that an example of that "Christian Love" I keep hearing such wonderful things about?

10/18/2008 2:37:26 PM



Do you honestly think that there were no atheists or agnostics or freethinkers before Darwin?

"everyone but me and real Christians deserve to burn in hell"

You're not a real Christian, then?

10/18/2008 3:01:42 PM



The thing is, even if this one is a troll, there are many people that believe exactly what he's saying.

10/18/2008 3:03:09 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

The only thing dangerous about his theory is that it shakes the beliefs of stubborn and willingly ignorant Cretins like your self.

Other Christians can accept that the book of Genesis is metaphorical or even mythical.

Also, it is quite arrogant of you to think that without one evolution everyone would be Christian (or do you mean Cretin like your self.)

Also you act like other Cretins are afraid to open their mouths and embarrass them selves like you just did.. there is no shortage nor persecution of loud mouthed cretins.

10/18/2008 4:12:02 PM

emau99

[Speaking for all Christians...]

There's your first mistake.

[...i believe that Darwin should burn in hell for all the evil and dangerous theory's he has put on this earth.]

Is this an example of Christian love for your fellow man?

[...without him everyone would be Christians and the world would be good.]

Uh...how do you figure that???

[Only real Christians who follow the bible to every word should be allowed to enter heaven.]

Question: do you stone adulterers and unruly children?

[I say what most Christians does not dare to say, and if they don't think about what i say and want to say it they are not real Christians.]

If they worship the same God via the same prophet using the same holy text, how are they not real christians?

By the way--isn't pride a sin?

[everyone but me and real Christians deserve to burn in hell...]

With that attitude, you may want to reconsider speaking for all Christians.

10/18/2008 5:29:19 PM

a mind far far away

"speaking for all Christians"? See my reply to the above post. Creations speak for a small minority of Christians. Most believe in theistic evolution.

10/18/2008 6:47:06 PM

anonymous

"if they don't think about what i say and want to say it they are not real Christians. everyone but me and real Christians deserve to burn in hell..."

Nutshell!

10/18/2008 7:15:43 PM

myheadhurts

Hmm, Jesus said that he would save every lamb to be put back safely with the crowd.... guess you feel he'd be wasting his time.

10/18/2008 8:26:56 PM

Illuminatalie

Boring troll is boring.

10/18/2008 8:27:40 PM

Moondog

No true Scotsman would question the babble.

10/18/2008 8:37:55 PM

Old Viking

Fundies denounce anyone who has ever uttered an original thought in any field of human endeavor. And true genius makes them froth at the mouth.

10/18/2008 11:18:34 PM

Shadoboy

Get a time machine and go back to the middle ages.

10/19/2008 1:05:08 AM
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