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[This may be the first time I've heard John McCain get called the Anti-Christ]
He's not saved, he is the devil's child, so, how can you be sure that he's not just saying he's against it to get the conservitive Christian votes?

McCain is Episcopalian - They condone same sex unions, they ordain openly gay bishops and clergy. And, they are one of the Catholic Churches offspring. What does the Bible say about the Catholic church calling her babies home during the end times?

ChurchLady, Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [10/17/2008 9:19:45 PM]
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John

What does the Bible say about the Catholic church calling her babies home during the end times?

Nothing. The Catholic Church as we know it started in the 4th century.

10/17/2008 9:22:17 PM

anonymous

"how can you be sure that he's not just saying he's against it to get the conservitive Christian votes?"

It's so funny when fundies start to put their inconsistent logics together and realize, even partly, that their whole system is fucked.

10/17/2008 9:41:17 PM

approximate

Then you should definitely not vote for him. In fact, you should encourage your friends and family not to vote for him.

10/17/2008 9:49:09 PM

Zachski

McCain converted to Baptist quite awhile ago (why, I don't know, since Episcopalians are awesome).

Churchlady is behind the times.

10/17/2008 9:50:52 PM

Thinking Allowed

<SNL Church Lady> "Isn't that special"</SNL Church Lady>

10/17/2008 10:09:59 PM

aaa

Looks like they are shooting themselves at the leg.

10/17/2008 10:20:22 PM

Old Viking

Before vernacular masses came into vogue, Episcopalians were said to be Roman Catholics who were deficient in Latin. And I think ChurchLady is confusing some obscure Bible passage with the song "Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey?"

10/17/2008 10:48:46 PM



I'd make a bet that your church is an offspring of the Catholic church too. And you read the bible that the Catholics created minus a few books.

10/17/2008 10:50:45 PM

a mind far far away

Actually, the Roman Catholic church started to separate from the Eastern Orthodox church sometime in the 5th to 6th century. And all Protestants, whether they admit it or not, are descended from the Roman Catholic church. Tradition Episcopalians just have more in common with them than other Protestant churches do. However, the Episcopal church encompases a large range of theological beliefs, and most would consider themselves Evangelical rather than Traditional. There is even a large liberal constituancy within the Episcopal church. And no, the Bible says absolutely nothing about the Roman Catholic church, regardless of what idiotic Dispensationalists believe.

10/17/2008 10:55:51 PM

Mister Spak

"He's not saved, he is the devil's child, so, how can you be sure that he's not just saying he's against it to get the conservitive Christian votes? "

Are you starting to catch on to the republic partys scam? 30 years late, but finally?

10/17/2008 11:12:49 PM

The Lazy One

Get it straight who you think your Anti-Christ is!

10/17/2008 11:19:33 PM

Jax

Yes ChurchLady is right. McCain must be the Anti-Christ.

(hey, if it gets her not to vote for him I'm not going to dispute it:)

10/18/2008 12:14:01 AM

anti-nonsense

Newsflash ChurchLady, YOUR sect, like all Protestant sects, is an offshoot of Catholicism.

Although it's most refreshing to see somebody that thinks McCain is an the antichrist after so many that think Obama is the antichrist.

10/18/2008 12:17:20 AM

tracer

a mind far far away wrote:

"There is even a large liberal constituancy within the Episcopal church."


Well, shame on them! The new Testament clearly commands all believers to join the NRA and vote Republican.

10/18/2008 12:32:05 AM

Fdragon

It says nothing because the Catholic Church did not exist as it does now back then.

10/18/2008 12:32:35 AM

mike-mike

It doesn't rtard.

10/18/2008 1:26:53 AM

Grigadil

It dawned on me just now that "the Bible" is no longer a book to them, but a curious talking spectre of some sort.

10/18/2008 1:47:07 AM

freako104

Could McCain be.....SATAN???

10/18/2008 2:05:12 AM

Athar

Denomination war Wheeeee!!!!

10/18/2008 2:46:12 AM

Nowonmai

Actually, the bible doesn't mention the Catholic Church at all.

10/18/2008 2:47:18 AM

Shadoboy

"And, they are one of the Catholic Churches offspring."

10/18/2008 3:39:33 AM

Rambler

Remember McCain has the word CAIN in it. So it must be true.

I think this is an example of the fundi vote backfiring.

10/18/2008 5:21:01 AM

Beeblebrox

And, they are one of the Catholic Churches offspring.

Quickie history lesson: The Catholic Church is the "parent" of every single Christian denomination, including yours. Before Martin Luther (a raging anti-Semite) nailed his 99 Theses to the cathedral door, the Catholic Church was the end-all, be-all for Christianity.



A**hole.

10/18/2008 6:20:37 AM

solomongrundy

'Remember McCain has the word CAIN in it. So it must be true'.

And 'Mc' means 'son of'. How could any fundie vote for a 'Son of Cain'?

10/18/2008 7:47:39 AM

Xotan

Idiot. All Western Christianity is an offspring of Catholicism. There was nothing but Roman Catholicism until the arrival on the scene of Martin Luther. So whatever sect you follow, whatever barn it calls a church, whatever dogmas it uses to hate the rest of the world, originally came from Catholicism, and were transmogrified into your hateful creed by an American Ayatollah. You are damned like the rest of us to uncertainty and death for all your protesting about believing.

10/18/2008 8:18:39 AM
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