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I do not care about the "scientific evidence" for evolution at all.

Biblical Truth > Worldly Truth.

vsthreadmaker12, GameFAQS (Current Events) 27 Comments [10/17/2008 9:13:45 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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aaa

You know, being that ignorant is very dangerous these days...

10/17/2008 9:47:07 PM

tearlich

Fundie in a nutshell Award?

10/17/2008 9:47:17 PM

Agnostic Antagonist

Well I don't care about the Bible at all, so I guess we're even.

10/17/2008 9:52:47 PM

anonymous

Yeah but the Bible is made up. So the 'truth' of the Bible doesn't apply to the real world. The Bible doesn't cite valid sources or contain evidence.

10/17/2008 9:53:41 PM

anonymous

Nutshell 2nded.

10/17/2008 9:53:51 PM



Necronomicon Truth > Worldly Truth.

Fixed that for you.

10/17/2008 10:20:12 PM

Firthy2002

Worldly Truth = Cars, computers, aeroplanes, medicines, other cool stuff...

Biblical "Truth" = Superstition, Fear, Genocide, other uncool stuff...

10/17/2008 10:53:59 PM

Godiva

So basically: *Sticks fingers in ears* "LALALALALALA MY FAIRY TALES PWN YOUR SCIENCE LOL LALALALALALA! I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG LALALALALALA!"

Yep, Fundie in a nutshell 3rded.

10/17/2008 10:56:12 PM

Old Viking

The Bible is to truth as pleasant fragrance is to stockyard.

10/17/2008 11:06:29 PM

TheOutsider

Well, at least he's honest about it.

10/17/2008 11:23:39 PM

David B.

Biblical legs on a grasshopper < Worldly legs on a grasshopper.

10/18/2008 12:42:17 AM

tracer

AV1611VET, is that you?

10/18/2008 1:10:34 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So stop using transistors.

10/18/2008 1:17:24 AM

Mister Spak

You admit creation is only a myth?

10/18/2008 1:26:35 AM

Porky Pine

Yup, that just about sums it up.

10/18/2008 2:18:56 AM

BobMalarky

But isn't Biblical truth that God created the world? I just.. o.. oww.. this is like dividing by zero.

10/18/2008 5:22:17 AM

dg

Seems like a good, concise summary of Creationism.

I wish I could remember what Isaac Asimov story said something to the effect of "You can prove anything if you pick the proper axioms."

10/18/2008 6:10:29 AM

Beeblebrox

Biblical Truth > Worldly Truth.

Ok, tell me which book, chapter, and verse contains the information used in genetically modifying algaes to produce artificial insulin.

dg: I think I know the Asimov story you're referring to. It's either one of the Robot novels or the one where the stars winked out, triggering a world-wide panic/riot.

10/18/2008 6:28:29 AM

Michael

Biblical Truth < flat zero
Fixed.

10/18/2008 7:17:39 AM

Lulzmonger

Willingful ignorance, people who have it are quite troll prone.

10/18/2008 8:56:55 AM

anon

Hmmm....looks like a new species! It's a DOOFUS IGNORAMUS!

10/18/2008 4:05:45 PM

Robbie

The Bible = a worldy object.

Why doesn't god just inject the truth straight into our brainstems if he's so uppity about materialism?

10/18/2008 5:39:38 PM

Pockets

Biblical Truth =\= any truth

Science=truth

10/27/2008 3:20:53 AM

v200

So you finally admit it.

8/24/2011 12:27:12 PM

What'd I Do

What a concise and succinct explanation of why our country is FUCKED.

ETA: fixd spelng

9/27/2011 3:31:36 PM
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