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God doesn't wait til we're ready to be parents, HE MAKES US PARENTS AND THEN GIVES US WHAT WE NEED TO DO IT!

fbridges2, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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LadyDeath

But what about the poor families?
Did god forget them?

1/18/2008 5:14:23 AM

BrendanJD

For an omnipresent, allknowing God, he sure is an asshole.

10/7/2008 10:43:10 PM



"HE MAKES US PARENTS AND THEN GIVES US WHAT WE NEED TO DO IT!"

Yes, he gives those families what they need to slowly starve to death on the streets.

How thoughtful.

8/12/2010 1:27:15 AM

Justanotheratheist

Eh? He gives us children before he gives us penises and vaginas?

That gives the whole "chicken or egg" debate a whole new dimension.

8/12/2010 2:34:30 AM

The Duelist

Then that 'free will' stuff that God gives you
is a lie. Hmm... how interesting.

8/13/2010 1:32:56 PM

Swede

I'm still waiting...
I'm 41 as of yesterday, so he needs to hurry up or I won't be able to have a child, and live to tell the tale.

8/13/2010 1:45:23 PM

Mark Poe

You mean the very welfare system that the likes of you seek to destroy?

3/2/2013 10:10:21 PM
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