Greet your new masters!
God doesn't wait til we're ready to be parents, HE MAKES US PARENTS AND THEN GIVES US WHAT WE NEED TO DO IT!
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
But what about the poor families?
Did god forget them?
1/18/2008 5:14:23 AM
For an omnipresent, allknowing God, he sure is an asshole.
10/7/2008 10:43:10 PM
"HE MAKES US PARENTS AND THEN GIVES US WHAT WE NEED TO DO IT!"
Yes, he gives those families what they need to slowly starve to death on the streets.
8/12/2010 1:27:15 AM
Eh? He gives us children before he gives us penises and vaginas?
That gives the whole "chicken or egg" debate a whole new dimension.
8/12/2010 2:34:30 AM
Then that 'free will' stuff that God gives you
is a lie. Hmm... how interesting.
8/13/2010 1:32:56 PM
I'm still waiting...
I'm 41 as of yesterday, so he needs to hurry up or I won't be able to have a child, and live to tell the tale.
8/13/2010 1:45:23 PM
You mean the very welfare system that the likes of you seek to destroy?
3/2/2013 10:10:21 PM