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God doesn't wait til we're ready to be parents, HE MAKES US PARENTS AND THEN GIVES US WHAT WE NEED TO DO IT!

fbridges2, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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LadyDeath

But what about the poor families?
Did god forget them?

1/18/2008 5:14:23 AM

BrendanJD

For an omnipresent, allknowing God, he sure is an asshole.

10/7/2008 10:43:10 PM



"HE MAKES US PARENTS AND THEN GIVES US WHAT WE NEED TO DO IT!"

Yes, he gives those families what they need to slowly starve to death on the streets.

How thoughtful.

8/12/2010 1:27:15 AM

Justanotheratheist

Eh? He gives us children before he gives us penises and vaginas?

That gives the whole "chicken or egg" debate a whole new dimension.

8/12/2010 2:34:30 AM

The Duelist

Then that 'free will' stuff that God gives you
is a lie. Hmm... how interesting.

8/13/2010 1:32:56 PM

Swede

I'm still waiting...
I'm 41 as of yesterday, so he needs to hurry up or I won't be able to have a child, and live to tell the tale.

8/13/2010 1:45:23 PM

Mark Poe

You mean the very welfare system that the likes of you seek to destroy?

3/2/2013 10:10:21 PM

Kanna

"He makes us parents", but you've gotta fuck first.

2/27/2017 1:41:12 AM

Swede

God gives you money, maturity and a caring personality?

No child-poverty exists anywhere in the world? The 1,4 million children risking death of starvation in South Sudan, Nigeria, Yemen and Somalia right now just didn't want to eat, or what?

2/27/2017 1:58:42 AM

Canadiest

@Mark Poe

They actually don't want to destroy welfare, Fundies want the churches to get the taxpayers money and run it for them only. It's been sold that way on church programming for years with promises from the likes of Palin, Huckabee, Bachman, Cruz and others and steadily promoted by their own like Lively, Baker, Robertson, etc.

2/27/2017 5:44:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

Someone's never seen "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life".

(*Whistles "Every Sperm is Sacred"...!*)

2/27/2017 7:46:04 AM

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