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Quote# 50000

If the theory of Evolution were proven wrong tomorrow, how would that make God real?

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That's just another reason why I trust what God says about life and how it got here since He was here to see it and He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes and were not here to see what happened.

Martin S, Yahoo Answers 26 Comments [10/18/2008 3:31:54 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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#725071
jc

You mean Zeus right?

10/18/2008 3:32:43 AM

#725073
Shadoboy

And were you there to see God write the Bible?

10/18/2008 3:33:47 AM

#725075
Horsefeathers

"That's just another reason why I trust what God says about life and how it got here since He was here to see it and He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes and were not here to see what happened."

I'll bet a hundred dollars that if I replaced "God" with "my invisible friend Larry" in the above sentence, and insisted adamantly that Larry told me this and that he really really does exist despite the fact that you can't detect him, I'd be locked away in a room with rubber wallpaper. For some reason I can't quite fathom it's perfectly acceptable to say the most insane bullshit imaginable as long as you attribute it to Gawd but not to your own personal invisible friend...

10/18/2008 3:36:05 AM

#725078
Thinking Allowed

So the whole bats are birds thing is right?

10/18/2008 3:39:44 AM

#725082
Allegory for Jesus

Way to address the question.

10/18/2008 3:46:46 AM

#725100
anonymous

So how would that make God real?

10/18/2008 4:20:16 AM

#725107
Mortok

Uh-oh. Looks like another round of "Evade the Question Time". I thought only politicians were allowed to compete.

10/18/2008 4:24:44 AM

#725126
Mike

If he didn't make mistakes, why are there TWO creation stories?

10/18/2008 4:41:42 AM

#725140
Dark_Lord_Prime

"He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes"

And yet, he made the mistake of trusting those same people to correctly understand and interpret his divinely-inspired word?

And you don't see anything wrong with that argument?

10/18/2008 5:01:47 AM

#725145
DarkfireTaimatsu

He sure made the mistake of putting that tree in the garden and letting that talking snake get in. Being omnicient and omnipotent and all, you'd think he would've seen that coming.

10/18/2008 5:08:42 AM

#725170
Jaces Ci

i wasnt present during the Vietnam War but it still happened and i could tell you alot about it...or the Russian Revolution, or the Depression, or the War of Independence etc etc

10/18/2008 5:41:00 AM

#725174
anti-nonsense

Way to NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION. 'tard.

10/18/2008 5:43:49 AM

#725213
Eden

He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes and were not here to see what happened.

You mean like the people who wrote Genesis and the othger books of the old testament and tried to give their stories authority by writing goddidit

10/18/2008 6:42:39 AM

#725250
hmcook87

That does not answer the question.

10/18/2008 7:56:20 AM

#725274
aaa

Just answer the question.

10/18/2008 8:28:10 AM

#725286
Lulzmonger

Artful Dodger.

10/18/2008 8:45:33 AM

#725325
solomongrundy

Re: 'Yahoo Answers'.
I think that is an 'answer' in the same sense as this is:

Q: Is it possible for the existence of an 'anti-dark matter?
A: Goddidit.

I smell a troll.

10/18/2008 9:43:42 AM

#725373
anevilmeme

Delightful, now answer the fucking question.

10/18/2008 10:40:24 AM

#725423


Good job Martin S, way to miss the fucking point.

10/18/2008 12:56:37 PM

#725425
Xotan

The theory of evolution has nothing to do with proving or otherwise the existence of a god.

10/18/2008 1:00:08 PM

#725433
Ambrielle

You want to actually answer the question?

10/18/2008 1:20:51 PM

#725545
Reverend Jeremiah

LOL...WUT?

10/18/2008 4:20:49 PM

#725912
Old Viking

Lips flap. Sound. No answer.

10/18/2008 11:32:50 PM

#726184
Panz

Those same people that translated the bible how many times now

10/19/2008 7:05:35 AM

#727293
Panda

God clearly make mistakes.

What about all the birth defects

10/20/2008 4:12:23 AM
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