You mean Zeus right?
10/18/2008 3:32:43 AM
And were you there to see God write the Bible?
10/18/2008 3:33:47 AM
"That's just another reason why I trust what God says about life and how it got here since He was here to see it and He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes and were not here to see what happened."
I'll bet a hundred dollars that if I replaced "God" with "my invisible friend Larry" in the above sentence, and insisted adamantly that Larry told me this and that he really really does exist despite the fact that you can't detect him, I'd be locked away in a room with rubber wallpaper. For some reason I can't quite fathom it's perfectly acceptable to say the most insane bullshit imaginable as long as you attribute it to Gawd but not to your own personal invisible friend...
10/18/2008 3:36:05 AM
So the whole bats are birds thing is right?
10/18/2008 3:39:44 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Way to address the question.
10/18/2008 3:46:46 AM
So how would that make God real?
10/18/2008 4:20:16 AM
Uh-oh. Looks like another round of "Evade the Question Time". I thought only politicians were allowed to compete.
10/18/2008 4:24:44 AM
If he didn't make mistakes, why are there TWO creation stories?
10/18/2008 4:41:42 AM
"He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes"
And yet, he made the mistake of trusting those same people to correctly understand and interpret his divinely-inspired word?
And you don't see anything wrong with that argument?
10/18/2008 5:01:47 AM
He sure made the mistake of putting that tree in the garden and letting that talking snake get in. Being omnicient and omnipotent and all, you'd think he would've seen that coming.
10/18/2008 5:08:42 AM
i wasnt present during the Vietnam War but it still happened and i could tell you alot about it...or the Russian Revolution, or the Depression, or the War of Independence etc etc
10/18/2008 5:41:00 AM
Way to NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION. 'tard.
10/18/2008 5:43:49 AM
He doesn't make mistakes, unlike people who make plenty of mistakes and were not here to see what happened.
You mean like the people who wrote Genesis and the othger books of the old testament and tried to give their stories authority by writing goddidit
10/18/2008 6:42:39 AM
That does not answer the question.
10/18/2008 7:56:20 AM
Just answer the question.
10/18/2008 8:28:10 AM
10/18/2008 8:45:33 AM
Re: 'Yahoo Answers'.
I think that is an 'answer' in the same sense as this is:
Q: Is it possible for the existence of an 'anti-dark matter?
I smell a troll.
10/18/2008 9:43:42 AM
Delightful, now answer the fucking question.
10/18/2008 10:40:24 AM
Good job Martin S, way to miss the fucking point.
10/18/2008 12:56:37 PM
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with proving or otherwise the existence of a god.
10/18/2008 1:00:08 PM
You want to actually answer the question?
10/18/2008 1:20:51 PM
10/18/2008 4:20:49 PM
Lips flap. Sound. No answer.
10/18/2008 11:32:50 PM
Those same people that translated the bible how many times now
10/19/2008 7:05:35 AM
God clearly make mistakes.
What about all the birth defects
10/20/2008 4:12:23 AM