It is all a guessing game of course, but if 30,000,000 people disappear, and Palin will be one of those taken, based on what I have seen and heard from her actions and words, then the election will have to be delayed for weeks. The economy will take a nose dive. Many people will also be killed on highways, in airplanes, etc. who were unsaved and in the wrong place at the wrong time..... This all will vary depending on what time it is in North America when Jesus comes for us.
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Well, you're right, it's all a guessing game. But according to the Vegas bookmakers, the odds are very long against the Rapture happening before election day. Or any other day, for that matter.
"and Palin will be one of those taken, based on what I have seen and heard from her actions and words, then the election will have to be delayed for weeks. The economy will take a nose dive"
Or we'll just elect Obama and live in a utopia.
"This all will vary depending on what time it is in North America when Jesus comes for us."
So, does God operate on Eastern or Central Standard Time?
Actually, it was 144,000, 12,000 Jewish dudes from each of the 12 tribes of Israel.
So unless Palin is hiding A LOT from the media, I don't think she's going to be Raptured.
This all will vary depending on what time it is in North America when Jesus comes for us.
Any intelligent being would know that in heaven, it's always late Saturday afternoon at the beach. Drinks are always cold and full and free, the beaches are glittering in the sun like they were covered in diamonds...
"and Palin will be one of those taken, based on what I have seen and heard from her actions and words,"
Creepy. Like a serial murderer, you do not empathize with other people suffering. There you sit, living off all the benefits of a society that has produced and nurtured you and will look after you. A society that you despise and wish nothing more than ruin and destruction on.
"It is all a guessing game of course, but if 30,000,000 people disappear, and Palin will be one of those taken, based on what I have seen and heard from her actions and words, then the election will have to be delayed for weeks."
Delayed for weeks? It'd probably take that long before anyone noticed the dizzy broad was missing.
"The economy will take a nose dive. Many people will also be killed on highways, in airplanes, etc. who were unsaved and in the wrong place at the wrong time..... This all will vary depending on what time it is in North America when Jesus comes for us."
Hasn't anyone told you? His return has already been calculated as precisely half past never.
The rapture isn't going to happen, you morons.
But Palin should be taken, alright. She should be taken out into the middle of a snow covered field in Alaska in the dead of winter and shot at from a helicopter.
You got one thing right, it is all a guessing game. The rest of your post is a silly combination of mysticism, political propaganda, nonsense, daydreams, arrogance, and a 19th century non-Scriptural fantasy.
[then the election will have to be delayed for weeks.]
No, someone else will be made president. And the world will live in peace.
"It is all a guessing game of course, but if 30,000,000 people disappear, and Palin will be one of those taken"
Please, God, if you're up there, couldn't you just take her now?
If Palin's abuse of power as governor of Alaska is any indicator of her true "actions and words," there's no way in hell she's going to be raptured. Oh wait, that's right, you're ALL hypocrites so I guess she might be raptured if baby Jebus is apparently giving those types a free pass.
"..... This all will vary depending on what time it is in North America when Jesus comes for us."
what time it is in north america! Have a look at a fucking globe or world map will you, you are not the centre of the damn universe, other countries do exist you know, Christian ones even (unfortunately)
Actually..if the rapture is a planned event from an all-powerful deity then all of those "accidents" would be pre-planned.
Now either you are too fucking stupid to realize this or you have decided to lie to make Jesus look better.
Apparently, ReadyForRapture believes that only 10% of the American population is worthy of being disintegrated, er, raptured.
Confused?
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