(Obama is going to kill Christians? I must have missed that press release from the campaign...)
Nothing that Obama and his cronies would do would surprise me. He'd have to kill me to get me to stop living and promoting my faith in the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. He can't and won't stand me down, as I wear the helmet of salvation and the breastplate of truth.
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If that's the case, Obama is the last person on the planet that you have to worry about.
Not that you'll believe that, of course...
He can't and won't stand me down, as I wear the helmet of salvation and the breastplate of truth.
Yeah, you're a real Juggernaut.
He can't and won't stand me down, as I wear the helmet of salvation +5 and the breastplate of truth +3. I also have a potion of invisibility, a girdle of hill giant strength, and two potions of cure serious wounds.
"He'd have to kill me to get me to stop living and
promoting my faith in the King of Kings and Lord of Lords."
NO. Just have you declared insane and put into the padded cell - forever, please.
The thread title is "Rapture Ready force to shutdown under an Obama administration?"
What self-important, deluded, arrogant fools.
He can't and won't stand me down, as I wear the helmet of salvation and the breastplate of truth.
What is this, Lord of the Rings?
One of them wrote...
"How soon do you think they will be putting us on the fields in baseball and football stadiums and then letting the lions loose for their viewing pleasure?"
What is the schedule, by the way? I'm not parking my ass on no frigging bleacher in January.
I'd prefer a Kevlar vest with ceramic composite inserts myself, but whatever. To each his own. Besides, it's not as though you're going to do anything but whine about persecution to your fellow Raptards.
You missed the press release about how Obama is a liberal, homosexual, infanticidal, Muslim who is also the Anti-Christ?
He can't and won't stand me down, as I wear the helmet of salvation and the breastplate of truth.
Hey! You forgot your buttplug of self-righteousness!
"He'd have to kill me to get me to stop living and promoting my faith..."
Yeah, that's what they all say
Hey, that's great! Just let me grab some extra clips of my armor-piercing, discarding-sabbot, bullets of arrogance.
Usually they waved the Shield, of Ignorance and brandished the Sword of Wishful Thinking.
Seriously, send us a picture !!!
Nor would he even try and make you. You guys keep making half-hidden threats against his life, though, and you'll be very, very happy Gitmo is being shut down...
"I wear the helmet of salvation and the breastplate of truth."
I could so make a "I put on my robe and wizard hat" joke here, but I'll refrain from that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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