No other man has sparked so much emotion out of me than B. Hussein. I am tired and want it all to be over with. So tired of the stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia, waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama and the future of America! I think I have constantly mourned and worried over this man and our country more than anything else ever. Why? I feel if he becomes our next president it will be all over for the America that we know and love because their is something very dark---deeply hidden and sinister about B. Hussein Obama---and with a mindset like his...where he will take us nobody knows.
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"I feel if he becomes our next president it will be all over for the America that we know and love... "
One could but hope, since "the America that we know and love" is pretty well fucked at this point.
...because their is something very dark---deeply hidden and sinister about B. Hussein Obama "
Yeah, that would be your inner bigot talking. Just admit that he scares you because he's black, and let the therapy begin, how 'bout?
and with a mindset like his... "
Sanity, you mean?
...where he will take us nobody knows. "
Hopefully, out of the mire and swamp that Dubya has us almost hopeless lost in.
where he will take us nobody knows
This is true. However, any real American knows the road we've been traveling leads to disaster. Hopefully, there are enough patriots in America to give Sen. Obama a chance to help us change back to a nation of dignity and respect.
lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia, waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama
Love's a bitch, isn't it?
Man, I can't wait to see the RR quotes on Nov 5th.
Err... you might not like this lady's politics, but nothing in here suggests she's a fundie.
She could just make over $250,000.
Edit: then again, it's from Rapture Ready, so NVM.
In every group, there are certain individuals that just have to 1-up everyone else. While everyone else on RR has just been complaining about nightmares, emotions, or pains, this person has taken it a couple of hundred steps further and is complaining about everything. They have taken it to the point of unbelievability.
Repressed sexual agression? No, seriously, you really need some psychiatric help, if the thought of a black man running this nation bothers you that much.
If you feel this way now, imagine how you'd feel the next 8 years.
Maybe you should rapture yourself now.
"..where he will take us nobody knows."
Well, let's narrow that down a little, shall we? He won't take us to Grenada, or Panama, or Afghanistan, or Iraq... but you probably think those were good ideas, and I bet you define "hero" as someone in a body bag.
The practice of constantly using Obama's middle name is so idiotic and annoying. Please stop. Yeah, we get it, it's the same as Saddam's last name. His middle name could be Hitler and I'd still vote for him over J. Sidney
It bothers me what will happen if he gets elected President, too, but not for the same reasons. I don't want to have to be one of the people that have to clean up the fundies' mess when their heads explode and they shit bricks everywhere.
waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama...
...dreaming about his coiled muscles and his glistening, ebony torso as he has his way with America again, and again, thrusting toward the inevitable climax of Communism...
Why? I feel if he becomes our next president it will be all over for the America that we know and love....
That's what has happened under our current President. Pick up a newspaper now and then, and I don't mean The Washington Times .
WARNING! Joining Christianity may cause "stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia, waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama and the future of America!"
Can we get the FDA to require this label on the front of every Christian church?
Get a fucking grip, lady. I'm voting for Sen. Obama, and I'll admit that he might turn out to be a shitty one-term President, but that's all. No persecution of the church, no Mark of the Beast, no blood falling from the sky.
stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia, waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama and the future of America!
*Does Pepto Bismol dance*
For nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea -- Yeah, Pepto Bismol!
"...their[sic] is something very dark about B. Hussein Obama ..."
And that's what scare you, racist bitch.
Ok, you have the hots for the man, lady. It's not the end of the world. Take a deep breath, accept it, and move on. Stop playing drama queen cause you are crushing on a man all your sick, twisted, close-minded, evil little friends at RR won't approve of.
Those woman is dreaming nightly about the dark and sinister part of Obma that will deeply affect her.
Oh, honey, you need to forget about him instead of letting your feelings tear you up like this! He is very married and such a waste of your time and energy. However, I am glad that unlike other Rapture Readians, at least *your* obsessive feelings concerned an actual human man who actually walks among us right this very moment.
Noooooo! The white-controlled America we know and love will cease to exist if Obama is elected! I want to throw up when I think of how Obama will give Snoop Dogg a cabinet position and how they'll make Diddy Speaker of the House! And then I start having chest pains because I know they'll change the National Anthem to "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio! Jesus, come quickly!
Well maybe you should be blaming the slimy pricks who use cheap fear tactics and religious exploitation to control the votes of gullible sheep such as yourselves.
... on second thoughts Obama DOES sound a little bit like Osama, oooooooooh.
Seriously. I say this because I am genuinely concerned for your health:
1. Change your homepage back to Google.
Rapture Ready is poisoning your body with hatred.
One more food for thought - am I the only person who finds it amusing that the Crapture Idiots cannot bring themselves to use Obama's name without trying to make it really cute and juvenile? "NObama", "BO", "Barry Hussein", "Osama Obama", etc.
I'm giving this a 1. What's fundie about it? I mean, apart from the provenance of the quote, which doesn't really count?
Sure it's a little bit "sky-is-falling" typical of the fundier posts from RR, but at heart it's just extreme conservatism, not fundieism.
My grandfather hates Bush with a passion and even he doesn't have the insane, extreme reaction that you have to Obama. Lady, you need serious psychiatric help. Or a trip to the doctor. Obama has nothing to do with your illness.
He inspires a lot of emotion in me, too KarateMom. Why, just the other night, I was made very emotional by a mere photograph of him shirtless. In the past, this has expired heart palpitations and, in certain situations, the fierce contraction of certain muscles.
So tired of the stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia,
I'm gonna call BS on this one, but if it's true Obama probably has nothing to do with it.
Wow. I mean, sure I'm worried about what might happen should McCain (or more to the point, Palin) become the president, but I'm not loosing sleep over it for goodness sake.
I dreamed about Senator Obama too. I dreamed that I was going to marry him. He's really very good looking and I just LOVE his pretty smile. *sigh*
Sounds like you need some serious psychiatric help... and quit dreaming about my man, BIATCH!
If she just added hot flashes, I'd say her problem has more to do with menopause than politics... And there's not really too much fundie about this quote, other than the thinly veiled racism, which isn't the monopoly of religions.
So tired of the stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia
Sounds like some kind of high blood pressure thing, or maybe heart disease. Have you tried seeing a doctor instead of praying it away?
KarateMom, you say "where he will take us nobody knows." Maybe out of this mess? Too bad...I'm voting on him. Hopefully in January you'll see President Obama get sworn into office.
RR has become a gold mine recently. With Halloween and the elections close they've become hysterical.
You want his long black dong dont you..it haunts you...deep donw inside you have wanted to rip your conservative blouse open, throwing its buttons everywhere, and screaming out to a naked and oiled Hussein; "Fuck me like the slut I am you black buck stallion!"
"So tired of the stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia, waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama..."
Sounds like someone has a secret crush on Barack! XD
"I feel if he becomes our next president it will be all over for the America that we know and love because their is something very dark---deeply hidden and sinister about B. Hussein Obama"
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That was in 2008. It's now 2011. Obama in 2012. Deal with it. >:D
(Oh, ye gods - Scanty & Kneesocks. <3 :3 I'd obey their 'RRRRRURURU!' anytime! X3 )
If you're really lucky, he'll pull your economy out of that ginormous dark hole the last dude put you in.
There is something dark - incredibly obvious - about Barack Obama. His skin. Admit it, you're a racist.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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