I decided since we are still a christian nation God will answer our prayers in this matter and I speak it out McCain will be the next POTUS.
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Well, you can decide all you want, but the US never has been never was a 'Christian Nation'. ANd the last thing we need in a sickly old man, and a brain dead woman in charge of the country.
So, when Obama wins, it will prove the US is NOT a Christian nation, and god doesn't exist...? (or if he does, he doesn't care...?)
1. Why do you get to decide whether we are a "Christian nation" or not?
2. What does being a "Christian nation" have to do with God's favor? You can be Christian and still do wrong, still run afoul of "God's designs" (read: common sense and decency for the purposes of the sane), and there are other nations with a preponderance of Christians too, past and present, who have done so and suffered gravely for it (or not...).
3. Why do you think that McCain would be favored over Obama by your divine ballot box?
Oh...right...this is Rapture Ready. They're not supposed to make sense.
"I decided since we are still a christian nation"
Incorrect premise.
"God"
Being not shown to exist.
"will answer our prayers in this matter"
Unprovan being, God, has never been shown to answer prayers.
"and I speak it out McCain will be the next POTUS."
Your prayer for McCain to be president has been cancelled by someone elses prayer for Obama to be president.
Good thing your God takes a poll before endorsing a candidate.
Why should God prefer McCain? Which candidate is more likely to say the following:
"Sell all that you have and distribute to the poor"
"The half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have defrauded any one of anything, I restore it fourfold."
"for they all contributed out of their abundance, but she out of her poverty put in all the living that she had"
Does ChristChild imagine God rewards selfishness?
I thought Magick was *evil* to you guys... oh, wait, if it's done in the name of gawd, it's all good.
It may work, but only if you pray very hard on the 4th. If you, and the rest of the RR crew do anything except pray on the 4th, God will be disappointed at your lack of faith and won't intervene on your behalf.
If this doesn't come true, it means that God doesn't exist.
If it comes true, it also means God doesn't exist, since no merciful deity would allow something so horrific to happen.
Since we were never a Christian nation, I'm hoping that the rational people will win out over the RR-style loons.
Of course, if Obama wins, the cultists will just make up new persecution/Rapture myths and pretend they predicted this all along.
But then since we're not a Christian Nation, McCain will loose, and you're faith in your God will be shattered, right?
Remember, remember the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I see no reason why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
8 fucking years under a fucking no-brain fundie moron masquerading as a president is enough.
We (the USA) are the laughing stock of the world, we command no respect, we have an out of control military machine that specialises in killing civilians, we have bankrupted ourselves and dragged the majority of the world down with us.
We are 4.4% of the world population living on 2.6% of the world landmass. If we dissappeared entirely now, the world stock market would probably drop by 120 points temporarily - and that's all.
Ohh, well now that you've decided it, it bound to happen right?
Unwarranted self importance strikes again.
I think a much better system would be to write your prayer on a piece of paper, put it in a box, and then count which candidate has the greatest total.
Oh, seems somebody beat me to it...
If the God that the Rapture Ready folks are imagining was going to act in this way... why McCain? Why would God intervene to put an adulterer of questionable religious background (because let's be honest, McCain seems to have found religion very recently) into the presidency if He could just as easily arrange to elect, say, Chuck Baldwin?
(We'll just never mind my personal opinions on whether a nation trying to be at all Christ-like should be voting for conservatives at all, of course.)
And when Obama wins you will admit either of the following:
God wanted Obama
God does not exist
Doubt it.
And by the way, we have never been a christian nation. We are a secular nation who has a citizenry that is mostly christian. Big difference.
If you are "christschild" did Jesus actually come to earth and fuck your mother or is that just kind of a cute name for ya?
What are your thoughts on Donald Fart, christonabike...?
Because those on Ruptured Retards are certainly as 'decided' as you are. [/hyper-sarcasm]
It's not as if you lot considered your then later Golden Boy 'Anyone But Obama' candidate Mitt '47%' Romney a filthy 'RINO': just as you did with McCain, amirite?!
Reduced to kissing the arse of a Canadian now, going by what's said in the above linked thread? At least Wiggy will serve one useful purpose: the utter destruction of the GOP.
Good.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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