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When will the first atheist televangelist appear?

Answer : What will he do; dress in a monkey suit and give hour long sermons on evolution, the meaninglessness of life, the relativity of truth, and pass out buttons of the word hope with a red slash through it? Will there also be free Prozac with the refreshments for those listening to his "I hate people of faith" speeches?

Would he then in the same tradition of the religious he so despises, amass great wealth from these televised charades?

Some of this has already begun. There's a name for it also; the American Education System.

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