I normally do not consider opinions based on fantasy books.
10/21/2008 8:14:28 PM
Yep.... any day now...
10/21/2008 8:15:21 PM
Hmm. I suppose if you keep guessing at some point you might end up being right by chance.
10/21/2008 8:15:39 PM
One day Pat may get it right and when he does, that little arrogant smirk you have will be history.
And if I keep rolling a bag full of d20s, eventually the whole bag will roll 20s. Your point?
10/21/2008 8:15:46 PM
I could start every day by saying, "It's going to rain here today," and sometimes I would be right.
According to these idiots, that makes me a prophet.
10/21/2008 8:21:09 PM
"The bible predicts things. weather"
And Gawd said unto Saint Whoever the Fuck, thou shalt be given light flurries of snow with a chance of hail! and it was done.
10/21/2008 8:21:12 PM
I've got a grand idea. I'm going to start predicting common natural disasters, and claim that they're caused by the Evil Ninja god, because he doesn't like us. Eventually, I'll get some random date correct, and claim I'm some kind of prophet of Cruptu, the god of Pointless Things. Because as you all should know, fellow believers, Cruptu is awesome.
10/21/2008 8:22:59 PM
a mind far far away
Let's see, so far the terrorists were supposed to nuke us on New Years Day, every new years day since '02, every christmas since '02, every easter since '02, 6/6/06, etc. etc. And these were all 'prophesied' by their pathetic, ignorant leaders. So here we go again. And when it doesn't happen, they're going to say, "oh, god told me that they're going to get us at the super bowl, that's the perfect time." And yes, I do believe in weather.
10/21/2008 8:27:55 PM
The L: No, they wouldn't; you'd be too reliable, and no one would write books after the fact about how you were completely right and claim they were 100% true.
10/21/2008 8:30:57 PM
I know Pat. He's not nuts. He's a billionaire because so many of you stupid fuckers are nuts.
10/21/2008 8:31:58 PM
Well eventually he might get it right, due to the law of averages.
But I think I will get a million bucks before that.
Law of Averages.
10/21/2008 8:35:56 PM
"weather" doesn't have an opinion, it just happens, so whether you believe it or not, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.End of line.
10/21/2008 8:40:16 PM
Try another time.
10/21/2008 8:41:35 PM
stopped clock, etc...
10/21/2008 8:54:39 PM
Sigh, YouTube comments are like a petri dish full of stupid. It breeds so quickly...
10/21/2008 8:58:58 PM
If you forecast something often enough it's bound to hit pay-dirt sooner or later. That's not prophecy. That's statistics.
10/21/2008 9:15:17 PM
Well, I could write a computer program to prophecize every single day the world could end, so even though it was 'right', it wouldn't be of any value.
What i'm trying to say is, "LOL STUPID FUNDY"
10/21/2008 9:21:24 PM
Pat's getting anything right is a remote possibility at best.
10/21/2008 9:31:18 PM
"(On Pat Robertson's 1337th prediction on nuclear armageddon)"
No way is that a leet prediction =P
(Obvious joke I know, but someone had to say it)
10/21/2008 9:59:33 PM
My prediction rate is much higher. Everyday I predict it will be sunny. I'm right a lot of the time... especially in the summer.
10/21/2008 10:18:20 PM
1338th time's a charm?
Only in America, folks, could you lie constantly for years, make shit up, contribute absolutely nothing but hatred to society, and become rich and famous.
10/21/2008 10:21:37 PM
OH NOS, they be dissin' teh Holy Ayatollah Robertson!
10/21/2008 10:56:33 PM
For the first quote, if you throw out enough signals you're bound to get a response. Having one "vision" come true means nothing when you have roughly two zillion that failed to pan out. Probability is a bitch, huh?
Second quote: Vague predictions that can be conveniently change back and forth between metaphorical and literal depending on the event you're applying them to do not make for compelling evidence. And election time would probably be a horrible time to launch an attack, seeing as security is vamped up in most major locations to prevent over-zealous individuals from "making a point" in order to sway the voters.
10/21/2008 11:15:13 PM
Youtube, the armpit of the universe.
10/21/2008 11:42:42 PM
It's gonna snow today in Miami. (Repeat first thing every morning until true.) Anyone can make a Pat Robertson prediction.
10/21/2008 11:51:53 PM