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(Lying for Jesus?)

I am a molecular biologist and biochemist - and don't believe in evolution because there is not enough evidence to prove it.

Red Head Angel, Yahoo Answers 52 Comments [10/22/2008 2:39:14 AM]
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Lying for Jesus.

10/22/2008 2:46:24 AM


Not necessarily lying. I know a girl who has a BS in biochem and doesn't believe in evolution. Honestly, you can be very intelligent and still believe in something as silly as creationism simply because that's how you were raised.

10/22/2008 2:47:00 AM


Yeah but that girl wasnt on yahoo answers, its a good rule of thumb that everyone on the internet is lying out their ass.

10/22/2008 2:51:22 AM


So are you blind and deaf, then, too?

10/22/2008 2:55:51 AM

It's safe to say that even if she isn't lying for Jesus, she's a fucking moron. It's bad either way.

10/22/2008 2:57:54 AM


And when biological organisms change and adapt, EVOLVE, how do you explain that one away, O Thick Witted One?

10/22/2008 3:06:51 AM


You're stupid, a liar, or both.

10/22/2008 3:45:13 AM


And yet, even if that were so, there's even less evidence for everything else.

10/22/2008 3:47:21 AM


Liar liar pants on fire.

10/22/2008 4:02:03 AM

Old Viking

I am buff, virile and studly, and I don't believe in you.

10/22/2008 4:02:35 AM


Lying for Jesus is still breaking the ninth commandment.

10/22/2008 4:33:00 AM


I am the Archangel Gabriel - and don't believe in God because there is not enough evidence to prove its existence.

10/22/2008 5:07:58 AM


There is not enough evidence to prove that you are a molecular biologist or biochemist. Saying so doesn't count.

10/22/2008 7:37:15 AM


A Bob Jones graduate? (Or perhaps Liberty?)

10/22/2008 7:38:21 AM


Why don't i believe you? Oh, yeah. You are shitting me.

10/22/2008 9:56:33 AM

Jack Bauer

I am a molecular biologist and biochemist - I done filled out the panel on the back of the Cheerios box and sent off my $3.

I gots the sustificates back by return of post - so now I'm fully qualfied and can practice molecular biology and biochemistry in any state that does not have a vowel in its name.

Dang nabbit! DC isn't a state, it's a district.

10/22/2008 10:28:15 AM


Bible universities sure raise some molecular biologists.

10/22/2008 10:46:09 AM


I really don't see how you can be. Look at the consensus sequences you dumb bitch.

What about phylogenetic trees? Do you ever use those?

Seriously do research and see how far you get with your primitive delusions.

10/22/2008 10:47:09 AM

Mr Smith

There's an easy way to solve this. Ask her a question about molecular biology and see if she comes close to getting the answer right. If she comes back with some copy pasta from wikipedia she's a christian. If she comes back with a detailed answer, she's a biologist, albeit a bad one.

10/22/2008 10:47:32 AM

a mind far far away

I'm calling Poe's law on this.

10/22/2008 10:56:27 AM


The proof of evolution on a biochemical level is kind of fraught because they are looking so closely at the minutae of detail that they don't see the simplicity of the situation inherant in evolution.

Its hard to keep a sceptical mind when you look at the minutae of life since it 'does' look designed. However this is ignoring evidence on that scale such as genetic redundancy.

10/22/2008 11:43:33 AM


I am an astronomer and I believe that stars are little lanterns that hang in the sky, that will all land on earth when God calls them home.

10/22/2008 11:52:53 AM


Lying for Yeshua Ben Miriam is still lying.
I wonder why this thread was deleted so quickly?

10/22/2008 12:12:19 PM

Dan Onymous

Yeah right.

10/22/2008 12:26:22 PM

Porky Pine

You apparently are not a very good biologist.

10/22/2008 1:47:47 PM
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