[Lying for Jebuz Attempt #1]
Red Head Angel: I am a burger flipper - and don't believe in evolution because there is not enough evidence to prove it.
Atheist 1 (laughing): Erm, a burger flipper? Dude I don't think you are entirely qualified to make such statements then.
Red Head Angel: >_< Do'h!
[Lying for Jebuz Attempt #2]
Red Head Angel: I am a bull fighter - and don't believe in evolution because there is not enough evidence to prove it.
Atheist 2 (puzzled): Erm, a bull fighter? Dude I don't think you are entirely qualified to make such statements then.
Red Head Angel: >_< Do'h!
[Lying for Jebuz Attempt #3]
Red Head Angel: I am a male stripper - and don't believe in evolution because there is not enough evidence to prove it.
Atheist 3 (WTF'ing): Oookay... right. Anyway, I don't think you are entirely qualified to make such statements.
Red Head Angel: >_< Do'h!
[Lying for Jebuz Attempt #4]
Red Head Angel: I am an Athiest(sic) - and don't believe in evolution because there is not enough evidence to prove it.
Atheist 4 (snickering): Sure buddy, whatever you say. Just take it easy and keep praying to Atheismo, and the truth shall reveal itself.
Red Head Angel: AHA! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! IT IS AAALL TRUE! OMGOMGOMG!!!
[Lying for Jebuz Attempt #5]
Red Head Angel: I am a molecular biologist and biochemist - and don't believe in evolution because there is not enough evidence to prove it.
Atheist 5 (disappointed): Dude, you just, don't, get it.
Red Head Angel: >_< Do'h!
[EDIT] I doubt that any fundie would be clever enough to get to "molecular biologist and biochemist" in only 5 steps. There would probably be a carpenter, plumber, war veteran, race driver and a doctor of homeopathy in there somewhere.