Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
Jesus Christ was strong, noble and of pure Aryan blood, don't listen to anybody who tells you otherwise.
[10/22/2008 2:41:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Thejebusfire
Because theirs so many blonde haired, blue eyed, white people in the Middle fucking East. Basic geography, if Jesus was born on the other side of the mediteranean from all the white people theirs almost no chance he was white.
10/22/2008 2:45:48 AM
I'm calling Poe on this one.
10/22/2008 2:46:57 AM
Jesus Christ was strong, noble and of pure Aryan blood...
...except for being a dark-skinned, dark-haired Middle Eastern Jew.
10/22/2008 2:53:58 AM
I'm not, People refuse to fucking believe that Jebus isnt the long haired white guy they saw in all those pictures growing up.
10/22/2008 2:54:47 AM
10/22/2008 2:59:45 AM
Yeah, this is 'satire'.
10/22/2008 3:02:27 AM
Hey asswipe, he was of Mediterranean heritage, which means swarthy and dark. Stop buying into the European 'version' of him.
10/22/2008 3:02:36 AM
That explains why he was a Rabbi...
10/22/2008 3:05:52 AM
10/22/2008 3:42:36 AM
10/22/2008 4:29:23 AM
Also he was blond, with a light dusting of freckles. And he was called Cory. And he was a surfer.
10/22/2008 4:31:03 AM
Which is why he was born in the middle east.
10/22/2008 4:35:42 AM
I can't find this in the answers...where is it?
10/22/2008 4:55:49 AM
Now that's just fucking hilarious.
10/22/2008 5:20:02 AM
Especially the writers of the babble!
10/22/2008 5:22:15 AM
Poe. Nobody could be this stupid.
10/22/2008 5:26:13 AM
_HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... right.. sure... whateeeever your deluded mind wants to believe XD
10/22/2008 5:34:57 AM
Allegory for Jesus
He had long, blond, flowing locks, baby-blue eyes, ivory white skin, a shotgun in one hand, an axe in the other, a bear-heart in his jaw, a trucker hat with a cross and an American flag on his head, and wore nothing but wolf fur clothing. His only natural enemies were nature and people who tried to get in his way of heroically destroying everything he could in the name of righteousness.
Seriously, you don't need to make the Jesus story any more ridiculous than it already is by trying to impose your desires to claim racial superiority onto it.
10/22/2008 5:40:17 AM
My father killed many SS soldiers in WW2, pity he missed this one.
10/22/2008 6:02:03 AM
Well if Jesus was descended from Persians, then you might have a point. I bet your definition of Aryan and the actual definition are completely different.
10/22/2008 6:13:04 AM
...pure Aryan blood...
The Indian Aryans, or the Teutonic Aryans?
Say "hi" to your messiah for me, c***sucker.
In this clip, Jesus delivers the Sermon on the Mount.
10/22/2008 6:44:17 AM
In this case I feel that a Godwin is completely justified. And anyway, if he actually had existed he would hardly have looked like he was from northern Europe.
10/22/2008 8:57:52 AM
Back to stormfront, nazi.
10/22/2008 10:26:02 AM
I heard jebus was a negro.
10/22/2008 10:31:17 AM
They would have probably killed him much sooner as a freak is he had been Aryan, telling dark skinned Jews how to live.
10/22/2008 10:59:11 AM