Jesus Christ was strong, noble and of pure Aryan blood, don't listen to anybody who tells you otherwise.
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Because theirs so many blonde haired, blue eyed, white people in the Middle fucking East. Basic geography, if Jesus was born on the other side of the mediteranean from all the white people theirs almost no chance he was white.
"Jesus Christ was strong, noble and of pure Aryan blood... "
...except for being a dark-skinned, dark-haired Middle Eastern Jew.
He had long, blond, flowing locks, baby-blue eyes, ivory white skin, a shotgun in one hand, an axe in the other, a bear-heart in his jaw, a trucker hat with a cross and an American flag on his head, and wore nothing but wolf fur clothing. His only natural enemies were nature and people who tried to get in his way of heroically destroying everything he could in the name of righteousness.
Seriously, you don't need to make the Jesus story any more ridiculous than it already is by trying to impose your desires to claim racial superiority onto it.
I would absolutely love to call Poe on this, however, there are too many fundies who think this way. Anyone who thinks jesus was aryan is one step away from psychosis. If it could be proven that jesus did exist (which, after two thousand years, I'm pretty sure it's safe to bet that it can't), it would only be due to the fact that he's Jewish. Of course, this means that this dimwit racist actually denies something the bible says about jesus, which is pretty out there.
There sure are a lot of Jewish names in his genealogies!
BTW, Sargeist, are you circumcised? If so, you must be Jewish too. It's against Aryan custom to cut the foresking.
Also, Aryan means Iranian - it's really the same word. So you must be a muslim too!
Yeah, and He read the Sermon on the Mount straight out of the KJV, in English, to make sure He got it right!
Not that the sermon was actually on a mount, because the Earth is FLAT dammit!
Face it, schmuck, if you ran into Jesus you and all your little fundie friends would start screaming he was an Arab. Not because he was, but because if you people can't even figure out Obama's not an Arab I don't trust your thinking processes on a genuine Semitic person.
Jesus Christ was strong, noble and of pure Aryan blood, don't listen to anybody who tells you otherwise.
And in a country where everyone was dark-skinned, they needed someone to point him out because they couldn't tell him apart...
Maybe Jesus is really FABIO.
Italian, so of Mediterrean descent, but white with long flowing blond hair :P
And He had Reddish-brown hair and blue eyes. He and the Twelve liked to hag out at the pub whilst having a Guinness with fish and chips served up by Orla, the lovely redhead of a landlady. There, they and their mates cheered on the lads of the local hurling team.
nausea wrote:
"C'mon... his name is "the Jebus fire." What fundie would name themselves Jebus?"
That's the name of the Submitter, not the name of the Fundie who originally wrote the quote.
The Fundie who originally wrote the quote is named "Sargeist".
Yeah, because saying something makes it true!
My house is made of gingerbread!
I can fly, just like Superman!
Deadly diseases don't actually exist and we will all live forever!
There are no such things as Fundie nutjobs!
Join in, everyone - it's fun.
You do know that aryan is related to iranian? That it was a indoiranian tribe living in today's Afganistan, Northen India and Iran.
And Jesus was a Jew. He might have been strong and noble, this has nothing to do with physical apearance or "race".
But as you are holding your hands to your ears and singing like a five-year-old, you won't listen this time either...
and there goes my irony-meter.... again... good thing i've got acme co. on speed dial...
i'll say poe, but based on other things i've seen on fstdt, ( "um, sorry, moses was christian" comes to mind) i really can't be sure if it's a parody or if the stupid is over 9,000 in this one
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHH!!!
Of course, my Poe sense is tingling, but so what? Believe it or not, there are lots of fundies who are this stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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