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Since when did hard work and practice turn into selling your soul?
10/24/2008 12:35:13 AM
10/24/2008 12:41:07 AM
Gah! I thought this shit died out in the 80's. What's next? ZOMG, PLAY A RECORD BACKWARDS AND YOU'LL HEAR SATIN!!
10/24/2008 12:52:45 AM
Wow! I think somebody could make big money
on this one. If some people are really that stupid,
well..then how about a
"Sell your soul to Satan Online" website.
It might work. Perhaps there's plenty of dummies
out there that would fall for it.
10/24/2008 12:56:44 AM
Kirk Cameron comes to mind.
10/24/2008 12:57:40 AM
Okay, I guess I can see the song lyrics and "communing with leaders". It's crazy, sure, but a common belief nevertheless. But I'm drawing a blank on the third piece of evidence- how can a movie plot be satanic?
10/24/2008 1:04:52 AM
Well, I think Gonzo did. And I always suspected Scrappy-Doo.
10/24/2008 1:05:06 AM
I'm in a humorless mood tonight. No, you don't really sell your soul to the Devil for instant fame.
10/24/2008 1:05:35 AM
I just point to Scientology, thank you.
10/24/2008 1:06:49 AM
Ah the old "they can't be more successful than me!" "It must be the devil helping them!" argument.
10/24/2008 1:08:52 AM
"Want you to sign the contract,
want you to sign the date.
Gonna give you lots of money
workin' for MCA."
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd
10/24/2008 1:18:10 AM
Allegory for Jesus
"Do you believe there are celebrities that have literally, actually sold their souls to achieve their fame and/or fortune?"
Only Mel Gibson...
10/24/2008 1:44:13 AM
Philip from Australia
@Illuminatalie: No.. Gonzo TRIED to. But he could not find a pen. The fact I remember this is a slight cause for concern.
I am also convinced the Cliff Richard has a painting of himself decaying for him in his attic.
But you know... I don't consider it REAL.
10/24/2008 2:08:32 AM
Roy Rogers. Dale Evans. Trigger, too, although Satan doesn't place much value on horse souls.
10/24/2008 2:12:38 AM
Homer Simpson sold it for a donut, if I recall.
10/24/2008 2:22:07 AM
Bender Bending Rodriguez
With the way the economy is headed right now, I think all those souls the devil has are pretty much devalued and he'll have to start selling them back.
10/24/2008 2:27:21 AM
Well, not literally, but I do think that Kirk Cameron sold his brain to the Jeebus Fan Club.
10/24/2008 2:29:29 AM
Can't sell something nobody has to begin with.
10/24/2008 2:31:44 AM
Blue Devil did, but it kind of bit him in the ass. Repeatedly. He eventually won his soul back, though.
10/24/2008 3:39:43 AM
I sold my soul for rock and roll!
10/24/2008 3:51:19 AM
Charlton Heston. And that goofy tart Victoria Jackson. And Lush Rimjob and the countless, droning, Reichwhiners at FAUX Noise.
10/24/2008 4:00:56 AM
Yes, it is definate that there are some celebrities that have sold their soul to Satan for ephemeral gain. Douglas Adams had evidence for it, and published it in his Dirk Gently Biographical book "The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul".
You should read this book - some of it is misdirection, as he uses false Norse gods in the plot, and fictional characters (one was actually based on John Lennon, another on Jimi Hendrix)) but if you read between the lines properly, it is clearly Satan that is being referred to - because he was scared that THEY would get him. And they did! It is interesting that this was his final book, and that he died before being able to complete the last book, which as was rumoured (I have the true info), was going to prove that Charles Darwin was a cross dressing homosexual child molestor, and actually lived with the Rev. Charles Dodgson (a.k.a. Lewis Carroll) in a gay relationship. Charles, and Charles! Coincidence? I think not!
You heard it here first!
10/24/2008 4:13:32 AM
Well, there's Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, Malkin and others of that odor. They all have the stink of brimstone and decay.
10/24/2008 4:20:11 AM
Souls don't exist, so no I don't believe that.
If they did exist, I suspect people like George W. Bush and Sarah Palin and John McCain would sell theirs for power.
10/24/2008 4:50:47 AM
Don't worry guys. This is actually just a test. Psychologists are watching that thread and will be visiting the houses of those who answer "yes."
10/24/2008 4:53:47 AM
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