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Question for all of you to respond to. I'd like to know all of your opinions. Do you believe there are celebrities that have literally, actually sold their souls to achieve their fame and/or fortune?

I personally believe some have. You can point to some specific lyrics in songs, sources for plots in movies, or treks to far aways places to commune with leaders of various false religions.

DDog, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [10/24/2008 12:29:09 AM]
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#733287

Thejebusfire

Since when did hard work and practice turn into selling your soul?

10/24/2008 12:35:13 AM

#733302

Mike

::facepalm::

10/24/2008 12:41:07 AM

#733313

TheOutsider

Gah! I thought this shit died out in the 80's. What's next? ZOMG, PLAY A RECORD BACKWARDS AND YOU'LL HEAR SATIN!!

10/24/2008 12:52:45 AM

#733320

JDC1

Wow! I think somebody could make big money
on this one. If some people are really that stupid,
well..then how about a
"Sell your soul to Satan Online" website.
It might work. Perhaps there's plenty of dummies
out there that would fall for it.

10/24/2008 12:56:44 AM

#733322

kingoftheheavies

Kirk Cameron comes to mind.

10/24/2008 12:57:40 AM

#733331

PnR

Okay, I guess I can see the song lyrics and "communing with leaders". It's crazy, sure, but a common belief nevertheless. But I'm drawing a blank on the third piece of evidence- how can a movie plot be satanic?

10/24/2008 1:04:52 AM

#733332

Illuminatalie

Well, I think Gonzo did. And I always suspected Scrappy-Doo.

10/24/2008 1:05:06 AM

#733334

Jesus Klingon

I'm in a humorless mood tonight. No, you don't really sell your soul to the Devil for instant fame.

10/24/2008 1:05:35 AM

#733335

Chris

I just point to Scientology, thank you.

10/24/2008 1:06:49 AM

#733338

hmcook87

Ah the old "they can't be more successful than me!" "It must be the devil helping them!" argument.

10/24/2008 1:08:52 AM

#733345

Lilith

"Want you to sign the contract,
want you to sign the date.
Gonna give you lots of money
workin' for MCA."
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd

10/24/2008 1:18:10 AM

#733369

Allegory for Jesus

"Do you believe there are celebrities that have literally, actually sold their souls to achieve their fame and/or fortune?"

Only Mel Gibson...

10/24/2008 1:44:13 AM

#733384

Philip from Australia

@Illuminatalie: No.. Gonzo TRIED to. But he could not find a pen. The fact I remember this is a slight cause for concern.

I am also convinced the Cliff Richard has a painting of himself decaying for him in his attic.

But you know... I don't consider it REAL.

10/24/2008 2:08:32 AM

#733390

Old Viking

Roy Rogers. Dale Evans. Trigger, too, although Satan doesn't place much value on horse souls.

10/24/2008 2:12:38 AM

#733403

Smith

Homer Simpson sold it for a donut, if I recall.

10/24/2008 2:22:07 AM

#733406

Bender Bending Rodriguez

With the way the economy is headed right now, I think all those souls the devil has are pretty much devalued and he'll have to start selling them back.

10/24/2008 2:27:21 AM

#733410

Rubyfruit

Well, not literally, but I do think that Kirk Cameron sold his brain to the Jeebus Fan Club.

10/24/2008 2:29:29 AM

#733413

myheadhurts

Can't sell something nobody has to begin with.

10/24/2008 2:31:44 AM

#733423

DarkfireTaimatsu

Blue Devil did, but it kind of bit him in the ass. Repeatedly. He eventually won his soul back, though.

10/24/2008 3:39:43 AM

#733429

Moondog

I sold my soul for rock and roll!

10/24/2008 3:51:19 AM

#733435

pete

Charlton Heston. And that goofy tart Victoria Jackson. And Lush Rimjob and the countless, droning, Reichwhiners at FAUX Noise.

10/24/2008 4:00:56 AM

#733445

fromdownunder

Yes, it is definate that there are some celebrities that have sold their soul to Satan for ephemeral gain. Douglas Adams had evidence for it, and published it in his Dirk Gently Biographical book "The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul".

You should read this book - some of it is misdirection, as he uses false Norse gods in the plot, and fictional characters (one was actually based on John Lennon, another on Jimi Hendrix)) but if you read between the lines properly, it is clearly Satan that is being referred to - because he was scared that THEY would get him. And they did! It is interesting that this was his final book, and that he died before being able to complete the last book, which as was rumoured (I have the true info), was going to prove that Charles Darwin was a cross dressing homosexual child molestor, and actually lived with the Rev. Charles Dodgson (a.k.a. Lewis Carroll) in a gay relationship. Charles, and Charles! Coincidence? I think not!

You heard it here first!

Norm

10/24/2008 4:13:32 AM

#733453

werewolf

Well, there's Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, Malkin and others of that odor. They all have the stink of brimstone and decay.

10/24/2008 4:20:11 AM

#733472

anti-nonsense

Souls don't exist, so no I don't believe that.

If they did exist, I suspect people like George W. Bush and Sarah Palin and John McCain would sell theirs for power.

10/24/2008 4:50:47 AM

#733473

Slayer

Don't worry guys. This is actually just a test. Psychologists are watching that thread and will be visiting the houses of those who answer "yes."

10/24/2008 4:53:47 AM

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