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#731224
Pseudonym
...
10/22/2008 1:42:29 PM
#731225
GigaGuess
In the exact same way that ejaculation is genocide of all those innocent sperm.
10/22/2008 1:42:31 PM
#731231
dpareja
What if it's sex with the person I'm going to marry?
10/22/2008 1:48:19 PM
#731232
stogoe
...so, not at all, then?
10/22/2008 1:49:03 PM
#731237
El Guapo
Word dpareja...me and my old lady got crazy before I married her. I hope she never finds out.
10/22/2008 1:51:57 PM
#731240
Mortok
"It's that simple"
And so are you.
10/22/2008 1:53:11 PM
#731248
freako104
How the hell does that work?
10/22/2008 2:00:26 PM
#731254
anonymous
You seem to be assuming that I intend to get married at some point. Suppose this is not true?
10/22/2008 2:08:01 PM
#731259
That Goggles Kid
By that logic, we should put kids into the electric chair, since they may commit a crime worthy of it in the future.
10/22/2008 2:14:29 PM
#731262
Grigadil
A proleptic sin...? Move them goalposts!
Nope, adultery is a married woman with a man who is not her husband.
10/22/2008 2:16:49 PM
#731267
speccy4i
Fine.
Feeling angry at anyone is murder, you just haven't carried it out yet.
10/22/2008 2:21:49 PM
#731272
>_<
10/22/2008 2:24:37 PM
#731278
The L
And your menstrual periods are the murder of potential children. By not having sex, you prevented that egg from its right to become a baby! For shame, photogirl!
10/22/2008 2:30:49 PM
#731279
Starscream
So you're cheating on your spouse, WITH your spouse?
Logic....does.....not.....compute....
....cannot....comprehend.....stupidity....
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10/22/2008 2:32:35 PM
#731286
Joe-Bob
That is determinism. Thus there is no free will. Thus it's not your fault you slept with that hottie, God made you do it.
10/22/2008 2:36:14 PM
#731287
Thammuz
Don't get a wife, problem solved.
10/22/2008 2:37:03 PM
#731293
Emma
It is amazing that they forget about King Soloman..
10/22/2008 2:41:52 PM
#731297
a mind far far away
@Goggles Kid: that's what dubya did in Iraq. Let's destroy them before they destroy us with all those "WMD".
10/22/2008 2:44:36 PM
#731298
JohnTheAtheist
Is it that simple?
What moron woudl get married to someone before having sex with them? Seriously...
10/22/2008 2:45:01 PM
#731299
Reverend Jeremiah
BULLSHIT!
10/22/2008 2:46:11 PM
#731301
GigaGuess
@That Goggles Kid
Or pull out all your teeth, because you might get a cavity?
10/22/2008 2:46:58 PM
#731306
Quantum Mechanic
wurble burble
10/22/2008 2:50:59 PM
#731308
Mr Smith
Having sex before marriage IS adultery.
Try saying it in all caps. That might make it true.
10/22/2008 2:51:11 PM
#731324
Shoehorning much?
10/22/2008 3:01:20 PM
#731342
The L
@JohnTheAtheist: Some people do. You can have a good marriage without necessarily having a good sex life. Besides, neither of them have to un-learn sex habits that worked for other partners, but not for their spouse.
However, that doesn't mean premarital sex is a bad idea in all cases. Both premarital sex and abstinence have their pros and cons. My problem is the people who feel like because they're abstaining, everyone else has to do it too.
10/22/2008 3:09:55 PM
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