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Having sex before marriage IS adultery. You are cheating on your spouse before you even marry them.

Its that simple.

photo.girl05, Yahoo! Answers 64 Comments [10/22/2008 1:39:30 PM]
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10/22/2008 1:42:29 PM

GigaGuess

In the exact same way that ejaculation is genocide of all those innocent sperm.

10/22/2008 1:42:31 PM

dpareja

What if it's sex with the person I'm going to marry?

10/22/2008 1:48:19 PM

stogoe

...so, not at all, then?

10/22/2008 1:49:03 PM

El Guapo

Word dpareja...me and my old lady got crazy before I married her. I hope she never finds out.

10/22/2008 1:51:57 PM

Mortok

"It's that simple"

And so are you.

10/22/2008 1:53:11 PM

freako104

How the hell does that work?

10/22/2008 2:00:26 PM

anonymous

You seem to be assuming that I intend to get married at some point. Suppose this is not true?

10/22/2008 2:08:01 PM

That Goggles Kid

By that logic, we should put kids into the electric chair, since they may commit a crime worthy of it in the future.

10/22/2008 2:14:29 PM

Grigadil

A proleptic sin...? Move them goalposts!

Nope, adultery is a married woman with a man who is not her husband.

10/22/2008 2:16:49 PM

speccy4i

Fine.

Feeling angry at anyone is murder, you just haven't carried it out yet.

10/22/2008 2:21:49 PM



>_<

10/22/2008 2:24:37 PM

The L

And your menstrual periods are the murder of potential children. By not having sex, you prevented that egg from its right to become a baby! For shame, photogirl!

10/22/2008 2:30:49 PM

Starscream

So you're cheating on your spouse, WITH your spouse?

Logic....does.....not.....compute....

....cannot....comprehend.....stupidity....



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10/22/2008 2:32:35 PM

Joe-Bob

That is determinism. Thus there is no free will. Thus it's not your fault you slept with that hottie, God made you do it.

10/22/2008 2:36:14 PM

Thammuz

Don't get a wife, problem solved.

10/22/2008 2:37:03 PM

Emma

It is amazing that they forget about King Soloman..

10/22/2008 2:41:52 PM

a mind far far away

@Goggles Kid: that's what dubya did in Iraq. Let's destroy them before they destroy us with all those "WMD".

10/22/2008 2:44:36 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Is it that simple?

What moron woudl get married to someone before having sex with them? Seriously...

10/22/2008 2:45:01 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

BULLSHIT!

10/22/2008 2:46:11 PM

GigaGuess

@That Goggles Kid

Or pull out all your teeth, because you might get a cavity?

10/22/2008 2:46:58 PM

Quantum Mechanic

wurble burble

10/22/2008 2:50:59 PM

Mr Smith

Having sex before marriage IS adultery.

Try saying it in all caps. That might make it true.

10/22/2008 2:51:11 PM



Shoehorning much?

10/22/2008 3:01:20 PM

The L

@JohnTheAtheist: Some people do. You can have a good marriage without necessarily having a good sex life. Besides, neither of them have to un-learn sex habits that worked for other partners, but not for their spouse.

However, that doesn't mean premarital sex is a bad idea in all cases. Both premarital sex and abstinence have their pros and cons. My problem is the people who feel like because they're abstaining, everyone else has to do it too.

10/22/2008 3:09:55 PM
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