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Having sex before marriage IS adultery. You are cheating on your spouse before you even marry them.
Its that simple.
[10/22/2008 1:39:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Sweet Lao
10/22/2008 1:42:29 PM
In the exact same way that ejaculation is genocide of all those innocent sperm.
10/22/2008 1:42:31 PM
What if it's sex with the person I'm going to marry?
10/22/2008 1:48:19 PM
...so, not at all, then?
10/22/2008 1:49:03 PM
Word dpareja...me and my old lady got crazy before I married her. I hope she never finds out.
10/22/2008 1:51:57 PM
"It's that simple"
And so are you.
10/22/2008 1:53:11 PM
How the hell does that work?
10/22/2008 2:00:26 PM
You seem to be assuming that I intend to get married at some point. Suppose this is not true?
10/22/2008 2:08:01 PM
That Goggles Kid
By that logic, we should put kids into the electric chair, since they may commit a crime worthy of it in the future.
10/22/2008 2:14:29 PM
A proleptic sin...? Move them goalposts!
Nope, adultery is a married woman with a man who is not her husband.
10/22/2008 2:16:49 PM
Feeling angry at anyone is murder, you just haven't carried it out yet.
10/22/2008 2:21:49 PM
10/22/2008 2:24:37 PM
And your menstrual periods are the murder of potential children. By not having sex, you prevented that egg from its right to become a baby! For shame, photogirl!
10/22/2008 2:30:49 PM
So you're cheating on your spouse, WITH your spouse?
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10/22/2008 2:32:35 PM
That is determinism. Thus there is no free will. Thus it's not your fault you slept with that hottie, God made you do it.
10/22/2008 2:36:14 PM
Don't get a wife, problem solved.
10/22/2008 2:37:03 PM
It is amazing that they forget about King Soloman..
10/22/2008 2:41:52 PM
a mind far far away
@Goggles Kid: that's what dubya did in Iraq. Let's destroy them before they destroy us with all those "WMD".
10/22/2008 2:44:36 PM
Is it that simple?
What moron woudl get married to someone before having sex with them? Seriously...
10/22/2008 2:45:01 PM
10/22/2008 2:46:11 PM
@That Goggles Kid
Or pull out all your teeth, because you might get a cavity?
10/22/2008 2:46:58 PM
10/22/2008 2:50:59 PM
Having sex before marriage IS adultery.
Try saying it in all caps. That might make it true.
10/22/2008 2:51:11 PM
10/22/2008 3:01:20 PM
@JohnTheAtheist: Some people do. You can have a good marriage without necessarily having a good sex life. Besides, neither of them have to un-learn sex habits that worked for other partners, but not for their spouse.
However, that doesn't mean premarital sex is a bad idea in all cases. Both premarital sex and abstinence have their pros and cons. My problem is the people who feel like because they're abstaining, everyone else has to do it too.
10/22/2008 3:09:55 PM