Allegory for Jesus
Yes. Everything is a conspiracy. Reality is out to get you. Just read your magic book, chant words under your breath, think of the white wizard who lives in the sky, and everything will be alright. Lullaby...and good night...
10/22/2008 1:02:39 AM
10/22/2008 1:10:32 AM
It's going to be pretty hard to provide you with evidence if all you're going to do is accuse the source of being part of a liberal conspiracy.
10/22/2008 1:10:37 AM
How convenient, ANY evidence against you is just a conspiracy.
10/22/2008 1:13:37 AM
I see a fortune in shrink bills in HISTRUTHBEKNOWN future.
10/22/2008 1:16:17 AM
Every. Single. Fossil. Is. A. Transitional. Fossil.
Deal with it.
10/22/2008 1:16:44 AM
Tom S. Fox
Silly Devonian, talkorigins is part of the conspiracy, too!
10/22/2008 1:42:49 AM
Just saying something doesn't make it true. You might want to do a little research before expounding, dinkwad.
READ UP OR SHUT UP.
10/22/2008 1:50:48 AM
A preacher with a tinfoil hat?
10/22/2008 1:54:28 AM
10/22/2008 1:57:53 AM
10/22/2008 1:59:02 AM
If you can prove that all the evidence is false, your fame will last forever.
So put up or shut up.
10/22/2008 2:12:29 AM
"Wikipedia is part of the evil lying atheist organization"
10/22/2008 2:12:38 AM
What's it going to take to satisfy you? A time-traveling australiopithicus?
10/22/2008 2:29:16 AM
There have been a handful of fossil hoaxes and frauds, just as there have been hoaxes and frauds with biblical texts (Google "Johannine Comma"). Scientists usually discover them fairly soon (a lot sooner than the KJV-only crowd will admit the Johannine Comma is fraudulent, which is never). Artistic renditions are ignored by scientists. They have no scientific standing. They're just added to popular magazines and books to help laypeople visualize things. Transitional forms aren't based on skimpy bone fragments of teeth, jaws and skulls. Archaeopteryx, for example, is a complete skeleton, including the feathers. So HisTruth is 0 for 5.
10/22/2008 2:35:08 AM
The worst part is that the Bible is a conspiracy between God and Satan to trick mankind into going to Hell. It turns out Heaven is a lie and Jesus really hates humans.
10/22/2008 3:06:01 AM
Denying hard copy facts doesn't make them go away.
10/22/2008 3:13:49 AM
HISTRUTHBEKNOWN, proving once more that there are few things thicker and more impervious to knowledge than the mind of a Creationist.
10/22/2008 3:42:43 AM
LALALALALA! THERE IS NO PROOF OF EVOLUTION, IT'S A CONSPIRACY! LALALALALA!
10/22/2008 3:57:40 AM
Almost every fucking lifeform is transitional you twit.
10/22/2008 4:04:29 AM
Under Transitional Fossils then, we should put you down as a "No"?
10/22/2008 4:16:55 AM
Step 1.) Demand sources.
Step 2.) Decry the sources as a massive conspiracy against you and those who agree with you.
Step 3.) Claim victory as no one provided sources.
10/22/2008 4:26:21 AM
If you say so, sonny.
10/22/2008 7:50:51 AM
Your foil hat's a bit tight.
10/22/2008 9:28:40 AM
on one hand you have the bible and everything it says and on the other hand you have...facts. hmm
10/22/2008 10:35:51 AM