What's the difference between gay marriage and a civil union?
Answer : Either way, it's evil...not bigotry. Gays must be missing the "God is watching and hell is real" gene... because many of us can see how very evil it is that two people of the same sex marry. You can deny it till the cows come home and I'm certain you will. But each day the clock moves forward and soon enough you will face an angry Jesus.
I live in assachusetts.
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I don´t live in a rural environment and therefore also don´t have cows that can come home. Can you give me advice which measure of time I should use instead, to determine the time that I have to deny that anything you said is true?
Oh and btw. there are many people who are missing the "god is watching" - gene and even more people (including most christians) who are missing the "hell is real" - gene.
I - an evil gayer - have seen the light! I DO need to be saved from the loving, monogamous relationship I have with my partner; the relationship which has brought me more joy than I ever thought possible and undone so much of the self-esteem battering inflicted on me by Bible-bashers when I was growing up.
Thanks, Mr assachusetts!
assachusetts... typo, or "jokey" comment?
Either way it must be hard living in such an accepting state when you are a such a bigoted asshole.
"What's the difference between gay marriage and a civil union?"
"Civil union" is the term that christians (and in the UK, lawyers) use to refer to gay marriage.
Other than that, there is no difference.
...soon enough you will face an angry Jesus.
The sooner the better. This Jesus has a lot of motherf***ing explaining to do. I can guarantee you, Jesus isn't anywhere near as angry at me as I am at him.
Maybe you should explain why it's evil so I can agree with you.
No, really, come up with a good reason why gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry.
"I live in assachusetts."
Best mistype of the year.
Also, how does he know HE will not be facing an angry Jesus for spewing all this hatrid. He might look at assachusetts man and say "What part of 'love thy neighbor' did you not understand?"
If Jesus is angry, it's not at us, too. It's at those who would use his words, and twist them to use as a weapon to oppress others.
*looks at cows in yard*
right. I married in a church wedding years ago and was divorced in 2 years. I remarried in a civil union and have been married for 28 years(29 in Jan.). We've been together for
Is that a typo? I've lived my whole life in MASSachusetts, and I have the accent to prove it. Bawn in Wistah, live in Boston. You may have noticed that the sky didn't fall here after the couple from Jamaica Plain won their suit in Goderich . It's been five years now. If God were pissed and wanted to do something about it, s/he's had ample time to send another 1938 Hurricane, Worcester Tornado, 1755 Cape Ann earthquake, perfect storm, all of the above.
when i read the words, "angry jesus", i can't help but think of a towering robot jesus with flamethrowers for hands and razor sharp teeth destroying tokyo. like, mechajesus, or something.
Honestly..I dont see any Evil. Evil to me is torturing people. Evil is killing someone for no reason other than excitement or just to do it. How is 2 men in love with each other equivalent to that.
Honestly, its like Christianity became the religion of hate against gays.
P.S. - Fuck your Jesus.
They can't be missing those genes- beneficial adaptations are the work of ebilution, remember?
Besides- angry Jesus? Jesus is the NICE GUY of your trinity. I'd be far more worried about angry YHWH, who floods the entire earth because he sees that it is not, in fact, as 'good' as he intended.
Gays must be missing the "God is watching and hell is real" gene
very evil it is that two people of the same sex marry
angry Jesus
Dear Assachusetts,
That answer completely failed to satisfy my question of what the DIFFERENCE between gay marriage and a civil union.
I'm sorry but I think I'm missing that gene too, can I get my genes genetically modified or do I have to pray for it?
I'd say the clock moves forward a little more often than once a day. And I've never seen an angry Jesus, what will he look like? People usually describe Jesus as a pretty cool guy, chilling out and giving food to the homeless...
I shall deny it till the cows, or angry herds of Jesuses, come home. You're right about that.
i want this explained, what the hell does two people loving each other have to do with evil?
Aside from the fact that you misused the word bigotry, it seems you've been infected with the self-righteous homophobic gene.
Ah yes, assachusetts, home of the ignorant and arrogant assholes like yourself.
If Jesus hates gays, that makes him a hypocrite, and I'd rather burn in hell with the other non-straight people who were awesome and loving and compassionate and brilliant than spend eternity grovelling in front of a hypocritical God.
"soon enough you will face an angry Jesus."
I always thought anger was associated with Yaweh, not Jesus. Meh. You're still wrong on so many levels.
Assachusetts? I believe that borders the states of Connutsicut and Rhode Assland, doesn't it?
(sorry couldn't resist....)
What's the difference between gay marriage and a civil union?
Answer: Since 2001 in Holland, 2013 here in Britain, 2015 in Ireland & in the same year in America - 26th June, to be exact - none.
Must be gnawing on your gluteal area since the latter date, and - via your large stock of false ones - thus denture-induced butthurt: Mass of Chew Sets!
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