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"Were you in the garden of eden when God created the universe? If you weren't then how dare you act as if you know everything."
You weren't there when the world began either. Hypocrisy much?
"Only God was there, and he wrote in the BIBLE exactly how he created the world."
No. MEN wrote the Bible. Specifically, Levite priests with a political agenda.
"One of the joys of heaven will be watching the unsaved burn in hell!!!!"
Schadenfreude for Jesus!
10/22/2008 3:53:30 PM
Jesus Reginald Christ! You can tell this cunt has already masturbated to the mental image of "evolutionists" burning in hell, can't you?
10/22/2008 3:53:31 PM
Why do you guys always assume that Darwin is for evolution what Jesus is for christianity?
10/22/2008 3:54:17 PM
@Quasarsphere - all the hallmarks of five-fingered typing. Do you think he lasted to the end?
10/22/2008 3:55:47 PM
You weren't there either. Oh, and you're violent minded, you will enjoy watching people burn? What if it was your own family members? Sick minded fundies!
10/22/2008 3:56:02 PM
Were you at the council of gods when they created the universe? If you weren't, then how dare you act as if you know everything. Only the gods were there, and they wrote in the POPOL-VUH (note the caps lock of truth) exactly how they created the world. You have no right to challenge the gods and to mock their believers.
10/22/2008 3:58:13 PM
Were you there in the divine kitchen when the Flying Spaghetti Monster created a mountain, a midget and a tree? If you weren't then how dare you act as if you know everything. Only FSM was there and if you continue to defy him you will boil in tomato sauce for eternity.
10/22/2008 4:00:25 PM
"We'll get you after you're dead?" That's all you've got? That's really, really all the argument you've got? There has never existed anything more pathetically lame than a frustrated fundie, and no matter how far science advances in the next five billion years before the sun goes dark, I doubt anyone can create anything worse.
10/22/2008 4:00:30 PM
"Were you in the garden of eden when God created the universe?"
Yes, actually. I was. I was hiding behind the Tree of Life when God made Eve. And let me tell you, she was too good for that jerk Adam. He'd be out naming animals all day while she scrubbed and mopped the whole garden, and then when he'd finally swagger in at the end of the day, not even so much as a thank-you or a "How was your day, honey" from him. No wonder Eve was ready to shack up with the serpent; he was actually willing to listen to her, unlike her jerk husband.
10/22/2008 4:01:30 PM
"You have no right to challenge God and to mock his belivers(sic)."
There is no god, shit-for-brains.
10/22/2008 4:01:56 PM
"someday the creationists will be rejoicing by watching you burn forever in hell"
You're a right bunch of fucking cunts then, aren't you?
From what I understand of Jesus, if hell exists, then He'll be upset that so many people go there - and you think you'll be standing next to Him, laughing like a wanker. What a tosser you are.
10/22/2008 4:04:48 PM
"Only the love of Jesus can save you"
Don't know about you, but i'm really feeling the love from this dude.
10/22/2008 4:10:02 PM
One of the joys of heaven will be watching the unsaved burn in hell!!!! I can't wait to stand with God, Abraham, and Jesus on one side of the gulf, watching the skin of all the unsaved evolutionists burn for all eternity.
You make Hitler look like a Boy Scout. If heaven is filled with people like you, I welcome hell with open arms.
10/22/2008 4:11:32 PM
Another bible humper. Get laid, loser.
10/22/2008 4:13:12 PM
I can't wait to stand with God, Abraham, and Jesus on one side of the gulf, watching the skin of all the unsaved evolutionists burn for all eternity.
At least this one's being honest about his real feelings and not going on about how "sad" he is for all of the lost.
10/22/2008 4:18:01 PM
10/22/2008 4:18:52 PM
And these are the same people who call atheists arrogant and, when cornered, say no one can presume to know the mind of God.
10/22/2008 4:23:34 PM
A dear friend of mine recently offered to give me a small copy of the Old Testament (it's a thing her church does, and she doesn't push them on people). It had a personal pen-written little greeting from her in the beginning of it and I'll treasure it as a memory of her.
Doing things like that is a far better way for people to lead others to their religion. Making threats and shouting about what a fucking sadist you are won't freakin' work.
10/22/2008 4:27:11 PM
this is why I don't believe in hell- how can heaven be a rejoiceful place if there are people suffering for all time? If god lives all completely, wouldn't he at leastgive a little more clemency to his people?
Oh, and hell isn't mentioned in the bible, that too.
10/22/2008 4:42:48 PM
Fundies seem to have this unhealthy fetish with burning "evolutionists," as they call them.
10/22/2008 4:44:05 PM
Funny how gods are just as absent as your brain is!
10/22/2008 4:45:34 PM
Good luck finding "evolutionists", to begin with.
10/22/2008 4:51:35 PM
Were you in the garden of eden when God created the universe? If you weren't then how dare you act as if you know everything. Only God was there, and he wrote in the BIBLE exactly how he created the world.
Were you there when any of the books of the bible was written?
If you weren´t, how dare you act as if you could have exact knowledge of whether the bible was written by god or not.
You may have your sadistic fantasies of watching people burn. But I can assure you that a god who has at least a modest amount of decency wouldn´t let people like yourself in heaven while rather nice people will burn in hell ;)
10/22/2008 4:58:01 PM
"Like the rich man in the bible you will soon be saying, 'Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send a Creationist that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.' "
The word "Creationist" is, of course, never actually used in the Bible. If you are going to preach to us from an ancient book, please read it first.
"Repent now, admit evolution is a lie, while you still have a chance! And if you don't, someday the creationists will be rejoicing by watching you burn forever in hell, praise Jesus"
How is this arguement better then someone pointing a shotgun at your face and saying "Believe in what I want you to or else?" You don't believe because you want to, you believe because you are terrified not to.
From the evidence I have seen, or rather lack of it, I have no reason to believe that you will rejoice once you die. Instead, you'll rot in the ground. In that state, you won't be able to watch anything.
I'd prefer it if you actually did get to meet Jesus. I'm not sure I'd want to watch you try to explain to him why you enjoy watching his children suffer, but it would be nice to know you would finally get his message.
10/22/2008 5:01:07 PM
He talks about enjoying watching people burn in hell, and he thinks atheists are immoral? wtf?
10/22/2008 5:01:30 PM
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