Evolutionists are insane. They want respect, yet they say they are a glorified ape. Why should I respect you? You’re an ape! Also, humans were created only a few days after animals, not millions of years. Adam and Eve saw dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were probably not able to breed after the ice age, or something, because of the sudden climate change. I also personally don’t believe in global warming, we have went through an ice age, and it really just ended. It died down over the years, but it never stopped until recently. Now we are going through a “fire” age, and yes, it is gonna be hotter, but we have adapted before, and history repeats itself. I believe in evolution among species, but not species-to-species evolution.
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Oh man, Kongregate? It always sucks to see crazies on the forums you frequent.
Edit: Looks like he's getting ripped apart by every single sane person there. Good.
Now to fuel my crippling DTD addiction once again.
Too bad the last ice age ended long before you idiots think the Earth was even created...
You might be thinking of the Little Ice Age, which is different (and much more recent), but you're still wrong.
[Evolutionists are insane. They want respect, yet they say they are a glorified ape. Why should I respect you? You’re an ape! ]
You beleive that an imaginary sky god made you out of a dirt man and a rib woman. Why should I respect you?
[Also, humans were created only a few days after animals, not millions of years. ]
Prove it.
[Now we are going through a “fire” age, and yes, it is gonna be hotter, but we have adapted before, and history repeats itself. ]
There will be no adapting when the polar ice caps melt.
[I believe in evolution among species, but not species-to-species evolution. ]
Don't you think that eventually, a species will change? Evolution is about the small changes from parent to offspring. Take that and multiply it by a billion years, and the species will be completly diffrent.
"Why should I respect you? You’re an ape!"
So in that situation, what does he think WOULD merit respect?
This made me laugh. Ice age-fire age-ice age-fire age. LOL. And I can't even count the number of times someone's post here at FSTDT ended with, from Glorified Ape [place name here]. The "or something" is really technical there, reject. Last piece of advice, read your own stupid bible. Humans were not created just "days" after dinosaurs, but a "day" after.
Why should I respect you? You’re an ape!
Who cares whether a human is an ape or not? "Ape" is just a label. He should try going around being disrespectful to people. After he gets his ass beaten into the ground a few times, maybe he'll have the answer to his question.
I also personally don’t believe in global warming
While some people continue to believe global warming is natural rather than man-made, there aren't many who think it doesn't exist or that cutting carbon emissions won't help.
Who says apes don't deserve respect? I don't know any non-human apes, but I would respect them because gorillas, chimpanzees and other variations of apes are peaceful, intelligent creatures.
"They want respect, yet they say they are a glorified ape. Why should I respect you? You’re an ape!"
And you're a retard. Seriously. Your every word seems to reek of so much stupid that, even through the internets, it is akin to radioactivity in its corruptive influence of high-level fail. Please, grab the other people who have ever made this argument, bring them into a room with you, say something, and then shoot yourself before you are locked away for life due to killing so many ignoramuses by lowering their intelligence levels below their already negligible amounts. There will be much rejoicing afterwards.
I'm not sure whether to be pleased that most members of Kongregate have a mental age above 7, or saddened that there is apparently nowhere you can go which has a large forum, and doesn't have religious debates.
...we have went through an ice age...
According to the bible, we ain't had not went through no such thing.
Why should I respect you? You’re an ape!
Then you're an ape too.
Adam and Eve saw dinosaurs
Chapter? Verse?
Now we are going through a “fire” age
You're fired.
@Amanda: I would respect them because gorillas, chimpanzees and other variations of apes are peaceful, intelligent creatures.
I would also respect them because they could easily tie me into a pretzel. Much like this guy is doing to his brain.
"They want respect, yet they say they are a glorified ape. Why should I respect you? You’re an ape!"
What Skippy here is trying to say is that humans' descent from apes is so clearly false that he can prove it so by pointing out one uncomfortable interpretation of that fact. It apparently doesn't matter if it's true, just that it's unpleasant.
"we have adapted before,"
Yes. Into humans. We became bipedal and grew larger brains, and our toes became vestigial.
@max
hell, even the forum that i visit which is all that remains (as in, still paid any attention to) of a site that was made for mods and levels for the dark forces series, has crazy debates like this every so often.
hmmmm so were able to adapt right, well i guess well only run out of fresh watter because of all the melting gletsjers and if thats not bad enough the seas and oceans will rise and a lot of land will be lost , there will be massive droughts and food will become scarse because other species will die out. So i guess ur correct , the human race will adapt , after its been decimated or worse
"Dinosaurs were probably not able to breed after the ice age, or something, because of the sudden climate change."
Wow. If climate change causes impotence, then why were my Italian relatives still able to reproduce when they moved to Canada?
I have to disagree with Gabriel LaVedier. In my time of studying scientific and historical journals, I've always seen the phrase, "or something," as useful shorthand for, "I could try to make something up to prove this but I can't be bothered." What if every scientist had to come up with evidence to prove their theories? It would be chaos or something.
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
I love the way this idiot says "Why should I respect you? You're an ape!" as if he isn't one. Newsflash, pal: you are an ape, whether you like it or not. Trust me, the other apes aren't crazy about being related to you either.
BEHOLD! I am Ape-man! Watch me use my powers of tool-using, symbolic thinking, and communication skills to do... things.
You're right. Being a more advanced ape isn't really super great, but it's what we are, and your god can't do anything to change that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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