I honestly belive the devil is going nuts right now because web sites like RR are spreading the TRUTH! Sites like this board and all people posting in it are now being called nuts cases and many other horrible things. I think this is the beginning of the evil task of trying to wear out the truth sayers.
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Ahhh, good old Rapture Ready members, thinking their forum is so important. They think Obama will 'shut them down' and now they think Satan even cares? Assuming Satan existed, I doubt he'd give a small crap about your little site.
"I'm paranoid, I'm paranoid, and everybody's coming to get me,
Just say you never met me..."
--Harvey Danger, "Flagpole Sitta"
"People are always pushing me down, trying to push my face in the ground, and all they wanna do is suck out my motherfucking brains!"
--System of a Down, "Sugar"
"Sites like this board and all people posting in it are now being called nuts cases and many other horrible things. I think this is the beginning of the evil task of trying to wear out the truth sayers."
--Still more batshit insane than the song lyrics I just quoted.
I think this is the beginning of the evil task of trying to wear out the truth sayers.
It's not very difficult. You "righteous" weenies don't have any kind of endurance. A few unanswerable rebuttals to your alleged points and you all reach for the "burning in Hell" card. If you want to make this a somewhat even struggle you fundies need to stop bringing the weak sauce to these little events.
Actually, I think Satan would be very fond of RR. They spread lies, intolerance, stupidity, spew hate...etc. I don't think a single person there has ever read the Bible. Heck, he probably checks in from time to time to make sure they are keeping up the bad work.
Yes, Dopey, I mean Dodi, you are so important that the devil himself is gnashing his teeth in hell because he can't shut you up.
@GreenEyedLilo
UNNNNNNNGH! Pass the mental bleach, stat...
(NB: said without any intent of offence against the gay community)
@the original post
Assuming that this satan guy exists, how can you be sure that you're not in his back pocket, or worse, his own mouthpiece?
Fortunately, the only Satan that exists is the SS-18 Satan and most of those are being decommissioned by the various CIS states...
Actually I think Satan loves you guys. You make Christians look like nuts, meaning less people are willing to become Christains.
He probably is laughing his ass off.
Ok, so now RR'ers are going from the persecution complex stage to...the...yeah.
They're now possessing messiah complexes. They think they're the elect, shining, bright light onto the Earth now.
Sites? There's more than one?
Oh, sure, there are a few hotbeds of dumb that we regularly mine for quotes, but RR is pretty much in a league of its own. There is, thank Ceiling Cat, nowhere else as sickeningly fundie as you lot.
I imagine that the devil, if there is such a creature would love the RRers for their stereotypical "ugly Christian" behavior.One, they are hypocrites who constantly lie to forward their POLITICAL, not religious agenda, ignoring the 9th commandment while insisting that others should strictly follow the commandments. Two, they arrogantly insult and question the faith of other Christians who do not share their fundamentalist narrow view of Christianity and RIGHT-WING POLITICAL VIEWPOINT! Three, they insist that a non-Scriptural fantasy invented in the 19th century is the "litmus" test for "True Christianity" and claim that the other 90%+ of Christians who don't believe in this idea are not true believers in Christ. Four, they seem to have forgotten that this religion is based on Jesus Christ not Paul and the Old Testament, while ignoring the loving and forgiving God of the New Testament. Finally,they are constantly wishing for the end of the world in some kind of semi-suicidal frenzy that ignores the existence of the here and now and allows them to ignore the charitable treatment of their fellow man that Jesus demanded,claiming that Jesus is coming any minute, so why bother with caring for the poor, diseased, and hungry. They are a bunch of cop-outs and self-centered intolerant prigs. "Jesus wept"!
If being "persecuted" is a sign that RR is on the right track, what the hell would signify to them that they are wrong?
Talk about brains wired backwards...sheesh.
Self-fulfilling delusion: If you agree with me, I must be right. If you disagree with me, I must be right, too, because Satan is opposing me (cue "What a Fool Believes")
One would think that waiting for years, weathering numerous false alarms and not seeing one credible sign that your rapture is ever going to take place would be wearing enough.
In other words, its not evil that is getting to you, its reality. Embrace it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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