Would you have a problem with your teenage kids being friends with Atheists?
Answer : Yes, atheists aren't that smart and I would not want my child to be influenced by people who lack intelligence and logic.
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That's okay. We don't wanna be friends with your fat, ugly kid.
See? We can make unfounded generalisations too.
Would you have a problem with your teenage kids being friends with Fundies?
Answer: Yes, fundies aren't at all smart, and I would not want my child to be influenced by people who lack intelligence and logic.
Fixed.
Like shooting a blue whale in a barrel with a rocket launcher.
Co-incidentally, I'm friends with another teenager about my age and 4 grades ahead of him in school.
He's technically Catholic.
Hahahahaha, wooo. That was good for a laugh.
[In fairness, Alidost's comment is probably supposed to serve as "take that" to the perception/claims of atheist intelligence and monopoly on logic. It is an insulting counter to common suppositions rather than a belief that the person genuinely holds. But, I am only guessing here.]
Time to fix this question!
Would you have a problem with your teenage kids being friends with Christian fundamentalists?
Answer : Yes, fundies aren't that smart and I would not want my child to be influenced by people who lack intelligence and logic.
There we go! :D
We are the poorer for missing the scintillating companionship of your teenage kids.
Is there any chance of our forsaking the goddamned "irony meter" riposte? It was clever the first few times, but that was long, long ago.
"Then don't let them go to school. Not even Christian schools. Atheists are everywhere."
I know, I was an atheist in a christian school, good times...
When you say that atheists arent smart..are you trying to say they dont believe what you believe, and sense you beleive it so much then only a dumbass would deny that you are right?
Perhaps you should look up some words in the dictionary.
Would you have a problem with your teenage kids being friends with fundies?
Answer : Yes, fundies aren't that smart and I would not want my child to be influenced by people who lack intelligence and logic.
Yes, let them be influenced by people who believe in talking snakes and whose "intelligence" is further underlined by the fact that half of them can hardly spell their own names.
Just how many burger flippers does America need, anyway?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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