The biblical Israelites were/are White European people. The 10 northern tribes of the House? of Jacob Israel left and went into Europe!
The Lion of the House of Judah (Jesus) is described as having blonde hair, period, end of discussion!
John 8:44 makes it clear, Jews are of their father Satan! It goes all the way back to Genesis 3:15! Jesus could NEVER be of that disgusting group of people because they are of SATAN!
JOHN 8:44 go read it!
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Sorry buddy, but us jews came first. We made the freaking Torah, AKA the Old Testament. So I'm fairly sure that we wouldn't take something from the future, and then put it in OUR OWN holy book to make ourselves look bad.
*headdesk*
Jesus lived in the Middle East. What color are Middle Eastern people? I'm pretty sure they're not blond Caucasians.
Also, according to the Bible, Jesus was descended from King David, who was a Jew. Read your Bible, stop taking individual verses out of context to justify your idiotic anti-Semitism, and calm the fuck down before you give yourself a heart attack.
Jews are of their father Satan!
I seem to recall Jehovah refering to the Jews as the chosen people. In fact, He promised that He would cause the Jews to be as numerous as the grains of sand on the beach. Are you trying to hint that the Jehovah in the Bible is, in fact, Satan?
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*Foams at the mouth* JESUS WAS JEWISH! HE WAS, HE WAS, HE WAS!! Stupid, racist anti-Semite!
Even if he was blond, that doesn't mean he was Caucasian! What of his parents?! Were -they- Caucasian?! I think not! Even if he DID have lighter skin, (which he DIDN'T!) he would have been tanned from preaching in the sun all day! Idiot!
And finally, cite where in the Bible it even refers to Europe!
*Takes a few deep breaths* Oh gods, I need some tea..
Reminds me of this song...
Are we not the supermen?
We bring the world to order
Wow, that's some pretty disgusting twisting of the bible there, and some more fundy misusage of question marks to boot, not to mention all the racist BS. We have here the pentultimate fundy. Twisting the bible to suit his desires, poor grammar, and racists hatred, all rolled into one! Fundy in a Nutshell Award right here.
I looked up the passage from the King James Version, assuming that would be the version OhioGuy19 would use:
"44Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."
Hmmmm . . . don't see anything about blond hair or Europe.
By the way, in the above passage, Jesus is speaking specifically to the Pharisees - the religious fundamentalists of their day.
I suppose this is why the people of Jesus, the Jews, are Semitic? I suppose this is why Hebrew is a language closely related to Arabic?
You are really rather ignorant and racist.
"The biblical Israelites were/are White European people"
WRONG
Israelites are Eskimos, everyone knows this.
@Frog - reminds of Lewis Black routine on the OT saying it was his people's book, wasn't good enough for xtians, wrote a new book, better character and called it new. It's very funny :)
I read somewhere when the English first got here in the 1500's and saw the Native Americans, they were shocked and assumed they were the lost tribes of Israel.
of course. blond, and European. that would explain him being born, living, and dying all in the middle east. yeah.
@Geno
well, one of his parents was God, and by all accounts he took after his father, what with the miracles and all, and by now you ought to know that God is a white, male, wealthy, republican, so really....
Johns references to "The Jews", although seen as anti-semetic when taken out of context, are used to describe three seperate groups of people. 1) Jews as a whole ie those living in Judea 2) Those hostile to Jesus (not necessarily Jewish themselves, just all hostile..a reflection of the later conflict with the synagogue yadda yadda plenty of books on this stuff) 3) The Jewish leaders
The 'anti-semetic' use of The Jews usually is 3
Ever been to a bible study class? because to really understand your own holy text, you need the historical and literary context and what it meant to the original audience (exegisis) before you can apply it to todays life (hermeneutics)
Ah. You're obviously talking about the Lion of Judah who posts asinine attacks on athiests and evolution that frequently wind up on this site. I don't know what he looks like, but it's entirely possible he does have blond hair.
"British Israelism" is a great example of trying to have your cake and eat it too. You can hate them Jews 'n blacks all you want, and still practice a comfortably familar religion derived from Judaism. Because, ya see, them people in the By-Bull weren't really swarthy Jews at all--they wuz blond Ar-yuns, just like us!
Give it up, kid. The only way you're gonna make Jesus "white" is to embrace a broader view of "whiteness" than you're obviously willing to. Frankly, I have more "respect" for the white supremacists who worship Odin or follow Druidism or whatever--at least their taking their beliefs to the logical conclusion.
>>Geno: "Even if he was blond, that doesn't mean he was Caucasian! What of his parents?! Were -they- Caucasian?!"
There are a (very) few middle easterners with blond hair, but brown and red hair are more frequent. One of the terrorists involved in the original World Trade Center bombing (back in 1993) was nicknamed "Mahmoud the Red" because of his red hair and beard.
So, Jesus and his disciples, Jews as they were, were not children of God, but of Satan. Did I miss something?
Confused?
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