FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION OR SUPPORT IT THEN I HOPE YOU RETHINK YOUR OPINION,FOR YOUR SAKE.THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR SOMEONE TO NOT BELIEVE IN CREATION AND CHRIST- JUST LOOK AT THE SKY! THINK OF IT THIS WAY, WHEN YOU DIE WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AN ANGEL WAITING FOR YOU OR A DEMOND?
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The all-caps burns my eyes. Also, the last couple of sentences sound like an argument from desire (basically, you want something to be true, therefore it must be true).
Also, can't these guys understand that there are Christians who believe God achieved His creation using evolution ? Sheesh.
Oh my God, has there always been a constillation that reads "Six-day Creation is True?" How did I miss that this whole time....
(Depends, I suppose. Demons are fictional, and in recent works of fiction, there have been beings of good called by the name "demon." For example, Yu Yu Hakusho.)
For all I know, Demond might be a pretty good dude. You say he's waiting for me in the afterlife?
That's odd, I thought I got stripper factories and a beer volcano.
*Looks at sky.*
That thing always gets so dark and dismal when the sun is going down.
And demons (I'll give you the BOTD here) sound a lot less uptight, so...yeah.
*Glances up.*
Hey, I've been here before!
Mathew 21:17 (KJB: And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there.
Demond named Bethany for me :)
There is an excuse to not believe in Christ or Creation. It's called EVIDENCE. When you retards come up with scientific proof that your God exists, then we can talk.
And what the hell is a demond?
JUST LOOK AT THE SKY!
*Looks at the sky*
Hmmm... I see:
- A glowing ball of mainly hydrogen and helium gas.
- In some parts of the sky, clear areas of the color blue caused by atmospheric light scattering.
- In other parts of the sky, aggregations of water droplets of white or grey color.
- Occasionally, aircraft or birds.
- At certain hours of the day, black areas, sprinkled with light-reflecting rocky or gaseous spherical objects, and faintly numerous other glowing balls of hydrogen.
Sorry, no christ to be seen in the sky. Who is this "Christ", anyway? And whats an "angel" or a "demon"?
I'd rather have Priya Rai slathered in coconut oil waiting for me when I die and find myself at the gates of Valhalla. Of course, when I die, it'll be like somebody pulled the plug on a TV set, so it's all pretty much moot.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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