Garvan Ellison #fundie bbc.co.uk

[when challenged to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist]

God does not mention any flying spaghetti monster in His Word, the Bible. Since we know the Bible is true, we know things that are not recorded therein are untrue. Therefore the flying spaghetti monster does not exist. POINT PROVEN, ATHEIST.

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