"At this point, Obama could go on tv dressed in drag, whip out his crack pipe and get high while singing a made up lymric titled "Terrorists are the coolest people ever" off tune"
Not taking into account your own drug-fuelled rantings, your little fantasy would only serve to not only gain him more respect here in the UK - as it's prove he doesn't take himself too seriously - but increase his popularity with the LGBT electorate.
"and he would still be the Obamessiah, shoot"
...bin Lardarse? Correct.
"appealing directly to his demographic would probably boost his #'s"
Mitt Romney? Oh, but he's a Mormon. Thus not one of you. Tim Pawlenty? Nope, not enough experience - certainly not the support base for sufficient funding. Newt Gingrich? Multiple divorcee; doesn't sit well with rabid Religious Right types. Mike Fuckabee: Not after that crack at a public fundraiser. One word: YouTube. Sarah Failin. Please? With sugar on top? Just so when she'd true to her name - FAILin - for the 2nd time, she creates a schism in the Repubicans (moderates & foaming fundie GOPers), thus the Democrats rule for ever and ever RAmen?!
So your previous God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush failed in eight years, where Obama succeeded in just three? Guess you're gonna have to vote Democrat next time, then:
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He did get bin Lardarse, after all.
Obama. The only Choice.
[/"RoboCop II"]
