Should America Christianize Iran once we're finished with Iraq?
Answer : We should put Christianity in Iraq first. You tell me where the Christians are cutting the heads of other people on the internet.. Which Christians are doing that. And Europe should be Christianized too. So that Hitler thing doesn't happen again.
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Well, of course, if you Christianize Europe, "that Hitler thing [won't] happen again," because everyone will be Christian, and there won't be any Jews in Germany, or Poland, or anywhere else in Europe. Bet that would be a nightmare for "that Hitler" guy!
'Europe should be Christianized too.'
Been there, done that. Getting over it nicely now, thank you.
You can't really cut off other peoples' heads on the Internet.
Damnit!
And Europe should be Christianized too. So that Hitler thing doesn't happen again.
Damn straight. If everyone was Christian, there would have never been a giant army of Atheists to fight him in a frozen hell hole. And then maybe, just maybe, we wouldn't have that Hitler thing "again" so much as "still."
-Frank
You tell me where the Christians are cutting the heads of other people on the internet.
They're not... which is good. (I suppose)
What they ARE doing is shooting and bombing the living fuck out of them while people like you are cheering them on. (and you think the Hitler thing was bad?)
::repeated headdesk::
EDIT:
"Hitler war einen CHRISTLICHEN Führer! Deutschland wird besser ohne Christus."
Now how do you say, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" in German?
Did anyone see what was picked as best answer?
"Thats correct. Inside every muslim is a God-fearing Christian waiting to come out. Our job to to implement it."
Hard to say if that's more like the Crusades or the Inquisition all over again. Sounds like the worst of both.
Christianize Europe?
Don't tell me this is one of those "everybody who doesn't live in the US is a Muslim" guys...
Also, Christianity was used as a tool during 'that Hitler thing.' Besides which, it would be pretty hard for 'that Hitler thing' to happen without Hitler.
/We should put Christianity in Iraq first./
Yeah, because Christians are treated so well in the Middle East.
/You tell me where the Christians are cutting the heads of other people on the internet.. Which Christians are doing that./
No, fundie Christians aren't cutting off people's heads, they're just raping little boys (pedophile priests) and little girls (Texan Mormon polygamist cult) instead, which is so much better.
/And Europe should be Christianized too./
Dude, many European countries are already Christian. And the last thing that Europe needs is a rehash of the Inquisition and the Thirty Years' War.
/So that Hitler thing doesn't happen again./
Even though Hitler was Christian and had the backing of several leading members of the clergy. *eyeroll*
Get over yourself.
That cause might have been helped had the war not created a leadership vacuum that fundie Islamists immediately filled, thereby putting them in a position to make life extremely miserable for Iraq's existing Christian minority, thereby making many of them flee the country or be killed.
The U.S was in a large part responsible for "the Hitler Thing", in that the cascade effects of the Wall Street Crash, & The Great Depression afterwards, was a major factor in the rise of Hitler in the early 1930's.
Now how do you say, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" in German?
"Danke sehr, Käptn Offensichtlich" would do it, I suppose.
MfG
Hitler, if not a Christian, had a heavily Christianized view of the world. So no, maybe Christianizing the whole damn world (again) is not such a good idea.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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