We don't believe. We know.
10/29/2008 12:51:12 PM
We also have fancy names for you too, John, but since you're not into fancy words you can't pronounce, we'll stick with "uneducated moron."
10/29/2008 12:55:25 PM
Whereas God breathing life into a pile of dust is just so scientific
10/29/2008 12:56:59 PM
"John : Oh, so now we have a fancy name for it - abiogenesis. So clever."
What do you mean "now"? You've never looked beyond your own beliefs, have you?
10/29/2008 1:00:54 PM
a mind far far away
John the country bumpkas learns a new word.
10/29/2008 1:09:25 PM
Of course we have a fancy name - It's a totally different idea.
10/29/2008 1:17:06 PM
I have fancy shoes too ....
10/29/2008 1:18:42 PM
Nobody's believed in spontaneous generation since the 1800's-ish. Not because of God, but because of science.
10/29/2008 1:25:09 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Right, a fancy-schmancy new name ... coined by T. H. Huxley in 1870.
I guess anything published later than the King James bible is news to funditards.
10/29/2008 1:29:03 PM
Attack by false analogy. This is song G-48 in the Fundie juke box. Doesn't get played that often, but it has been in there for some time.
10/29/2008 1:38:06 PM
We have a fancy name for you - fucking moron.
I laugh at your fucking moronicy.
10/29/2008 1:41:42 PM
spontaneous generation /= abiogenesis.
No-one believes in spontaneous generation.
Okay, no-one with any understanding of what spontaneous generation is believes in spontaneous generation.
Abiogenesis is an entirely different kettle of fish.
10/29/2008 2:11:15 PM
I LOL'd. He tried condescending. And didn't pull it off.
10/29/2008 2:12:35 PM
You never heard of abiogenesis? Wow, you really are stupid.
10/29/2008 2:25:00 PM
Um...isn't spontaneous generation exactly what you Christian's believe? That 'god' created everything spontaneously?
10/29/2008 2:28:24 PM
John : I am laughing at your superior intellect.
"At least he's consistent."
10/29/2008 2:45:54 PM
This is why I don't talk to Creationists anymore.
10/29/2008 2:55:26 PM
10/29/2008 2:56:29 PM
EPIC FAIL, GUY
10/29/2008 2:58:56 PM
Spontaneous Generation and Abiogenesis are two different things. One is saying that life just miraculously appeared (Like, say, from a pile of dust that looked handy) and the other is the process of proteins developing into self-replicating, rudimentary life.
10/29/2008 3:02:12 PM
So basically, this guy's whole argument is, "Haha you're stupid and have words with multiple syllables, therefore evolution is fake, I proved it, silly atheists."
I quiver in the face of his flawless logic.
10/29/2008 4:03:13 PM
further down that thread..
"Gays are even lower on the totem poll than atheists- what father would let their daughter marry a gay man?"
10/29/2008 4:09:54 PM
"I am laughing at your superior intellect."
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
10/29/2008 4:11:15 PM
"John : I am laughing at your superior intellect."
His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.
10/29/2008 4:35:06 PM
Would you leave me alone if I gave you these shiny beads?
10/29/2008 5:07:59 PM