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What do you think an atheists excuse will be?
When an atheist dies and stands before God and God asks him why he didn't believe what do you think thier excuse will be?

1) Science proved you didn't exist!
2) The concept of you was only for the ignorant and uneducated.
3) Only people with empty lives believed in you.
4) I thought you was a myth made up by pagans and adopted by the jews.
5) There was to much pain and suffering on earth to believe you existed.
6) I am not dead and you aren't God. I just ate some bad left overs.
7) I only believe what I see and I didn't see you.
8) Oh crap....Look God I was just kidding about the whole athiest thing.

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No where in the Bible does it say I have to accept or tolerate other faiths or beliefs. In fact God always asks us to expose them for what they are and to not tolerate them.

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