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#741786
Wrong, wrong, wrong, and you're gullible.
10/30/2008 10:45:59 PM
#741792
Eden
Also I believe Jonah was in the belly of a sea monster of some sorts as even Jesus Christ himself said it's true.
Maybe you should rethink.
Some anonymous writer who never met Jesus in person (and later got the name of one of the 4 evangelists) claimed (several decades after Jesus alleged death) that Jesus said these things.
That doesn´t mean that Jesus really said this ;)
10/30/2008 10:47:58 PM
#741793
Ken1971
I'm happy for you. Just don't expect or demand that I, or anybody else, share your views and we'll get along just fine.
10/30/2008 10:48:06 PM
#741800
Hadron
Snakes walked? How many legs did they have?
The bible is just a collection of myths, no doubts about that at all.
10/30/2008 10:51:35 PM
#741805
daken
than your a moron
10/30/2008 10:53:39 PM
#741808
Osiris
Snakes used to walk upright before the fall.
On what?
10/30/2008 10:54:40 PM
#741820
The Lazy One
I just had a very funny mental image of a snake on stilts. :D
10/30/2008 10:58:13 PM
#741823
aaa
What a foo'.
10/30/2008 10:59:20 PM
#741840
DaMentalFunism
No thinking or reason at all.
10/30/2008 11:05:45 PM
#741866
Berny
Does it hurt when you smack yourself hard on reality? I mean it must happen on a daily basis.
10/30/2008 11:14:21 PM
#741895
Old Viking
No doubts? That's virtually synonymous with ignorance.
10/30/2008 11:30:30 PM
#741899
Goosey
These are crazy things to believe, BUT
- The poster repeatedly says "I believe", not "it are fact".
- The poster doesn't (in this comment) seem interested in pushing it down other people's throats.
For the crazy, I can give it a 4, but it's too polite to warrant a 5.
10/30/2008 11:31:39 PM
#741960
a mind far far away
And I believe that when I use drugs, the purple elephants and flying monkeys talk to me too (I don't use drugs, BTW). But it sounds just the same. I could also say that the Grimm brothers were prophets, who didn't just write fairy tales for kids, but actually spoke the word of god. So you see just how insane your beliefs are. Grow up, and grow a brain.
10/30/2008 11:57:33 PM
#741966
Paschal Wagner
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
10/31/2008 12:00:58 AM
#741979
maxedout
Snakes used to walk upright...
According to Gary Larson they were really good at dancing the twist too.
10/31/2008 12:14:34 AM
#742058
Illuminatalie
Before the fall, snakes walked in pairs.
10/31/2008 2:35:12 AM
#742153
Jay-Sus
What the hell is this?
10/31/2008 5:44:28 AM
#742167
Mortok
Okay, fine. Now go away.
10/31/2008 6:03:49 AM
#742182
Hakar
Only the awkward question; only the foolish ask twice.
Praise the Immortal Emperor of Mankind
10/31/2008 6:46:55 AM
#742222
G Zimmer
Bible is infallible word of God.
Jesus is God, because Bible told you so.
Round and round that fundie logic goes...
10/31/2008 10:31:07 AM
#742331
JR
So, not only did snakes have legs, but they talked and walked upright like a human? Good to know!
10/31/2008 2:20:03 PM
#742354
that's fine just don't expect me or my children to believe it
10/31/2008 2:42:03 PM
#742363
Philbert McAdamia
@ Hadron
Snakes walked? How many legs did they have?
Why, four, of course. They used to be insects back in the day when they talked.
Did Shockawenow attempt to spell Shockandawe ?
10/31/2008 2:49:39 PM
#742375
GigaGuess
More power to you...I still think it's all stupid, though.
10/31/2008 3:06:23 PM
#742379
Larty
"I have faith to believe in these things. Faith based on what the bible tells me. 100% truth. No hesitation or doubt at all."
A normal intelligent person would never believe anything like that. Connect the dots, I think this tells a lot about your character.
10/31/2008 3:11:10 PM
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