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I believe a snake talked to Eve. Snakes used to walk upright before the fall. Also I believe Jonah was in the belly of a sea monster of some sorts as even Jesus Christ himself said it's true. I have faith to believe in these things. Faith based on what the bible tells me. 100% truth. No hesitation or doubt at all.

Shockawenow, Youtube 55 Comments [10/30/2008 10:40:43 PM]
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That's not faith, it's fanaticism.

10/31/2008 3:33:09 PM


Snakes have no legs and the seamonster was a whale

10/31/2008 7:48:09 PM

Ayn Rand

That and the moon is made of cheese and other non sequiturs. You don't have to believe me because it says so in the bible.

10/31/2008 10:22:16 PM


Just as people had faith that Artemis would help them while hunting...

11/1/2008 12:38:08 AM


Snake trousers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/1/2008 1:53:45 AM


Wow, you're so unlike all those Mormons who have utmost faith in the book of Mormon, or the Muslims who believe the Koran, because... oh wait, no, you're EXACTLY like all the others.
Blind faith is the one way to make certain you're wrong about any issue.

11/1/2008 5:35:30 AM

Tired Christian

I give them a '2'. They understand differences between the concept of belief and that of fact. Stupid comments, sure. Fundie, not really.

11/1/2008 6:23:55 AM


Fundie Christians are like lemmings. The only difference is I don't mind watching fundies run off cliffs.

11/1/2008 7:46:00 AM


That's because you're a moron... if you were a normal person you'd not believe that crap

11/1/2008 10:12:10 AM

I so would like to see a snake walking upright.

11/1/2008 3:11:47 PM


If you have no doubt at all, then you should expect the evidence in reality will back you up. You should go examine what evidence causes people to think differently from you, and then find the evidence in nature (not just in your cult) to show them that you're right. If you don't do that, then you really do doubt your claims.

11/2/2008 5:32:56 PM


"Atheists getting educated to truth daily"

12/7/2008 3:00:54 AM

a mind far far away

No hesitation or doubt at all

No reason, common sense, or logical thinking, either.

12/7/2008 4:55:37 AM

Just Passing By

So... Were the animals created before or after humans?

12/7/2008 5:15:03 AM


"Snakes used to walk upright before the fall."

On what?

12/7/2008 5:46:36 AM

It's sad that you don't have faith in the biology that God himself created too.

12/31/2008 11:56:47 AM


"I believe a snake talked to Eve."

Yes. It said: "Swallow my sweet protein-rich saliva and I will reward you with a place to stay."

"Snakes used to walk upright before the fall. Also I believe Jonah was in the belly of a sea monster of some sorts as even Jesus Christ himself said it's true." Well, if Jeshua of Nazareth, son of a carpenter, said so, then it must be true.

"I have faith to believe in these things. Faith based on what the bible tells me. 100% truth. No hesitation or doubt at all."

I despise willful ignorance. And people who practice it.

In a way people who believe in God the way Shockawenow does are in truth believing in Satan (the structure that generates force against me, a necessary and soon undone evil from the process of creation). They generate energy that opposes me.

The problems that I solve include sickness, old age, even death. Damn, even misfortune!

And so, everyone who gives energy to the force that I have to undo... causes... guess what. Evil.

Shockawenow is a devil worshipper. As are many religious people.

Might very well cost their life.

After all, working against me is to have the will that death is not undone.

1/22/2009 1:44:12 PM

1. Snakes don't have vocal cords.
2. Completely wrong. Also, "the fall" is bullshit which was originally created to make you hate yourself and eventually go crazy. And it's working damn well!
3. You have no evidence that Jesus said this. The truth is that no one knows what Jesus said. The gospels were originally written long after the time period in which Jesus is claimed to have lived, and have been changed, revised, and edited dozens of times over the past few millennia.
4. Your definition of "faith" sounds very similar to the commonly used definition of "stupidity." And "naiveté."
5. Why the Bible and not the book of Mormon? Or the Tao? Or the Talmud?

5/16/2009 3:59:43 PM


>>"Snakes used to walk upright before the fall."


7/28/2009 11:38:49 PM

Swedish Pagan

I believe that modern medicine does a better job of curing diseases, than praying does. I believe that the Bible was written by ancient goat herders to try and explain things that can not be explained - basically the same background as all religions. I believe that all religions are as creditable, and as valid as the others.

Hesitation and doubt are good things, dumbass. They are reactions which have helped to keep us alive for a few hundred thousand years.

7/29/2009 5:45:30 AM

The Duelist

That's called "delusion". You might want to look it up.

8/27/2010 4:24:50 PM


Congratulations. You have passed the Advanced Moron Test with flying colours. Your diploma will be delivered to you by a talking crocodile driving a BMW, sometime next week.

8/28/2010 12:25:50 AM



That's not faith, it's fanaticism. <<

Quite right.

Some of the most doubting and hesitant Christians that I know are priests. They're very good, too - doubts make you careful with your theology.

12/1/2010 1:07:37 AM


snakes can't talk. they didnt walk upright. Jonah would DIE. it isn't truth. you're a moron.

2/11/2011 10:17:10 PM


fundamentalism in a nutshell.

2/11/2011 10:26:22 PM

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