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My daughter's third grade teacher said that a fish (rhipidistian)grew into the first amphibian. How can I tell the teacher that this did not happen? Thank You!

Steven J. Silva, Creation, Dinosaurs and the Flood Guestbook 16 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#379149
GigaGuess

Simple. Prove it to her. And us. Good luck!

1/11/2008 5:46:26 PM
#379199
CT

Well, I'd suggest walking up to the teacher and saying "that didn't happen"


That seems to me to be the simplest way to tell someone that it didn't happen... though it doesn't mean that it didn't at all. :)

1/11/2008 8:24:28 PM
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David D.G.

"My daughter's third grade teacher said that a fish (rhipidistian)grew into the first amphibian. How can I tell the teacher that this did not happen?"

By lying, of course.


~David D.G.

1/11/2008 11:09:33 PM
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Alena

[size=25]*facepalm*[/size]

1/12/2008 2:42:48 AM
#1066138
FSMpirate

I KNOW! I KNOW!

Throw a fucking bible in her face!

That'll learn 'er!

12/3/2009 10:25:40 AM
#1066140
Swede

"Pics, or it didn't happen".

Nah, then the teacher will ask for pictures of The Creation, and where would you get those?

12/3/2009 10:35:02 AM
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>twobraincells

I see your point. Using modern means of transportation to confront and inform her of the truth seems to be beyond your mental capacity. Perhaps you should try riding on a donkey to the school. You fundies have a 2000 year old mindset, so I bet that's the most tolerable way for you to get around.

7/2/2011 3:00:32 PM
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rw23

> How can I tell the teacher that this did not happen?

Politely?

7/2/2011 8:40:49 PM
#1305948
Brain_In_A_Jar

How can I tell the teacher that this did not happen?

If you have to ask that, then how do you fucking know it didn't?

7/3/2011 3:46:35 AM
#1359658
Fishape

Just inhale every creationist argument you can find without checking their validity and throw them at her.

To start you off, try disputing biological macroevolution by asking what caused the big bang.

12/21/2011 4:08:17 PM
#1359679


Just send a note saying your religious beliefs do not accept evolution.

There is however a lot of science that says there is evidence that it is what happened. Your daughter will see it again in high school biology.


12/21/2011 5:46:58 PM
#1359685
rubber chicken

Get a scientific education, conduct research and experiments to discover evidence that contradicts this claim. Have research, experiments and evidence peer reviewed and published in the scientific literature. Present article to teacher.
Easy!

12/21/2011 6:06:04 PM
#1359727
Sevagram

Just tell her. She'll probably laugh in your face, and rightly so - that's what you get for being wilfully ignorant.

12/22/2011 4:27:48 AM
#1359782
Sentry Gun

Do you mean "How can I tell the teacher that this did not happen with a straigth face ?", or "How can I tell the teacher that this did not happen without looking stupid ?" ?

12/22/2011 7:04:44 AM
#1359837
Anon-e-moose

Even Judge John E. Jones III would facepalm, then say to you just two words:

Coelacanth. Evidence.

And he's a Conservative Christian. Now, as far as you are concerned, Stevie-boy, how do I tell you this...?:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District#Decision

...oh, and no thanks required. Just doing my job as your Friendly Neighbourhood Argument Annihilator.

12/22/2011 8:57:28 AM
#1359853
Justanotheratheist

Whichever way you do it she will (correctly) think that you're a moron, so what difference can it make?

12/22/2011 10:05:20 AM
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