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What kind of spirit does a jew have? I think you're confusing jews with humans. Also, everyone should know jews have no shame.
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[10/28/2008 4:50:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank
What kind of spirit does a racist fucktard have? I think you're confusing racist fucktard with humans. Also, everyone should know racist fucktards have no shame.
10/28/2008 10:32:04 PM
My 2 jewish pals would like a word with you. And no, it's in the backyard.
10/28/2008 10:33:15 PM
On behalf of every Jew I know, DIAF.
10/29/2008 1:01:56 AM
Do you even know any?
10/29/2008 1:09:22 AM
I think he's confusing Jews with the Gingers. Gingers have no souls, South Park said so!
10/29/2008 1:19:16 AM
For fuck's sake...
10/29/2008 2:39:44 AM
What is it with Jews? I mean, I wouldn't even know one by sight, and I don't think this guy would either. What the hell is his problem?
10/29/2008 4:20:37 AM
Wow, that Cartman picture on the site's front page has never been more fitting.
10/29/2008 6:11:01 AM
Other things everyone should know?
1. Jews eat babies
2. Jew babies eat adults
3. Jews can teleport
4. Jews have mind control over black people. Sadly this does not extend to Indians or Asians. This is due to Indians having too much gold which confuses Jewish people into thinking Indians are Jews. Thus Jewish people don't know what Indians look like.
5. Jews are addicted to gold which they use to make goldschlager.
6. Jews have big noses with which to SMELL out their victims via the amount of gold in their blood. The lower the amount the more distinctive the smell.
7. The mating ritual of the Jew requires 3cc of mouseblood and a single candle.
8. Jews can survive three days without their heads.
9. Jews use their stripey coats to blend in to their herds thus making it hard to pick out one individual. This is a very good defence against lions.
10. Much like popeye, jews get their superpowers from what they eat. They like Matzah.
11. Jews move underwater via jet propulsion
12. Jews can move their eyes independantly and use their long sticky tongues to eat insects.
13. The Yamukah carries a separate processor which when interfaced with the human head makes you good at business.
Goddamnit. I can't even make up stuff that is as dumb as your actual beliefs.
10/29/2008 1:33:18 PM
"What kind of spirit does a jew have?"
An hatefull one if hes orthodox... A tolerant one if hes reformed.
"I think you're confusing jews with humans."
humans. Humans who worship a god named Jehova.
"Also, everyone should know jews have no shame."
except of course that they do have shame... Just like everyone else.
10/29/2008 6:10:58 PM
Not capitalizing Jew? You are so 3dgy. *eyeroll*
Oh yeah, and Jews are human.
10/29/2008 10:50:59 PM
There is no problem with Jews. Vile Racists like this one simply hate Jews for no apparent reason.
"Jews have no shame"
AHAHAHHAHA! Ironic my friend, very ironic. Here you are accusing a group of people of having no soul, as if you are mother superior on the issue of souls.
10/30/2008 7:05:49 AM
/Also, everyone should know jews have no shame./
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
10/30/2008 5:54:13 PM
That's the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laugh!
10/31/2008 3:44:18 PM
If they have no shame, they're totally HUMAN. The concept of shame, or lack of them, is alien elsewhere.
1/1/2009 1:20:20 PM
Surely another ignorant christian who hates his savior. Amazing that these people have the brain power to keep themselves from wandering into traffic.
9/20/2011 7:57:40 AM
Jew Jew Jew whaargarble doop de doop
9/27/2011 8:11:59 AM
Then explain how did Jewish (note capitalization) mothers get a reputation for laying down guilt trips? They don't work without a sense of shame, y'know.
Oh, what's that? You're a bigoted fuckwit, and you and reality dine at different tables? Oh, that explains it, then.
2/14/2012 12:09:52 PM