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It will take a lot less than millions of years to prove creation. When you die you will know for certain if creation is true or not.
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[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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BZZT! WRONG! when you die you won't find out anything, because you'll be, you know, kind of dead.
3/26/2009 2:25:10 PM
Ah yes, the ultimate Christian copout. Convenient isn't it? You don't have to put any of your views to any challenge cuz there's no coming back to tell you you're full of shit if you're wrong.
For people who are realistic however (and actually want to have something to be certain about), that just doesn't cut it. You're simply going to have to do better than the tired old and dragged out "we'll see after you die!" defense.
3/18/2011 12:29:26 PM
You'll know if there's an afterlife, but only if there is.
Even there you'll have to come up with something better than ancient fables that aren't even reproduced the same over the years to prove it's your God that did it all.
3/19/2011 10:23:14 AM
Only if there is an afterlife, otherwise I'll just be dead.
The saddest part about being an atheist is that I don't get to gloat about people that disagree with me realizing the error of their ways after they are dead.
4/10/2011 9:18:40 PM
You first. Do remember to come back and tell us what you've learnt.
5/9/2011 1:00:49 PM
Ah the classic fundy cop-out. It's easy, just wait until you die as there is no way to come back and tell me I'm full of shit if I'm wrong, therefore I am right- deet-de-dee.
5/10/2011 10:57:50 AM
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5/11/2011 2:48:46 AM
At least get the HTML Tags right, you fucking fools.
5/15/2011 9:14:30 AM
"It will take a lot less than millions of years to prove creation. When you die you will know for certain if creation is true or not."
Kitzmiller vs. Dover. In 2005.
Your argument is invalid.
5/15/2011 11:06:06 AM
That's strange; many people have died, but none of them have presented this proof of yours for whether creation is true or not.
Evolution has been proven again and again, in laboratories as well as in Nature. And the evidence is available to anyone, not just to dead people.
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6/7/2011 1:56:14 PM
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6/19/2011 12:29:07 AM