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Atheist are the most ignorant, silliest, the most stupid & brain-locked mentally sick beasts on this planet. They are who discharge their urine in the same plate in which they eat the provided food which is not made available on any other planet. They should be dragged to Jupiter, Mars or other deserted planets where they should produce their-selves all kinds of fruits, water, oxygen and other millions grants that GOD(Glory be to him)has given to man on earth.

PurgingFalsehood, YouTube 17 Comments [10/31/2008 8:47:54 PM]
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Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
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We'll just come back. With a space fleet.

10/31/2008 9:05:55 PM

Grigadil

We'll come back with our Jovian exoskeletons, and rip out your spines with ease.

10/31/2008 9:29:31 PM

UberLutheran

Thank you, PurgingFalsehood, for your demonstration of the peace and love of God which passes all understanding...

10/31/2008 10:15:07 PM

Shadoboy

Christian love at its best!

11/1/2008 12:41:50 AM

ToE the line

Never pissed on a plate (surely a bowl would be better anyway) I have peed in the sink a couple of times when it was just too much effort to wait. Does that count?!

I also notice you are doing the muslim thing of appending any mnention of "god" with a little epithet! Is that new?

2/28/2009 2:15:37 PM

Darkevilme

So wait. You're saying you'll let us free thinkers have our own world free of religion and vile dogma?

Bring it.
We'll come back and subjugate earth once you've regressed back into the middle ages due to our absence.

2/28/2009 4:39:20 PM

Godbuster

Pssst... I peed on your plate...

6/18/2009 12:36:17 PM

Clown

Well, that sounds good but... Weren't numerous movies and games already done to that theme? I mean, just in one game, Ur-quan masters, you get evil aliens who subdue whole planet Earth, destroy human technology back to the stone age and put the planet under unpenetrable shield. And you are heroic offspring of scientists that were imprisoned on far away planet, that has to gather fleet and free the Earth from fund- err Ur Quan tirany. So, been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

6/18/2009 12:57:22 PM

Anonymous

So much idiocy in one paragraph its painful to watch.

7/22/2009 4:34:00 PM

The Duelist

We'll come back with a Death Star, and then you'll be sorry...

Where's your God now?!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!

8/27/2010 3:14:37 PM

Justanotheratheist

It would be worth living on Mars just to get away from cretins like you, but God hasn't created the necessary spaceship yet.

And I have never pissed in the same plate from which I eat. Atheists may be stupid, brain-dead and all the rest, but we do know how to use a toilet.

8/28/2010 12:56:42 AM

anti-nonsense

I discharge my urine in a toilet just like you (presumably) do, thank you very much. Well except occasionally I discharge it in the shower.

And I'd love to be able to go to another planet where there wasn't any mouth-breathing slime like you around.

8/28/2010 12:59:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

"They are who discharge their urine in the same plate in which they eat the provided food"

No, but I wipe my arse with pages torn from Bibles I found in a rubbish skip that was once outside a Baptist church that had closed down due to lack of interest (which, nowadays is a nightclub. Go figure), as & when I've run out of bog paper.

Does that count?

"They should be dragged to Jupiter, Mars or other deserted planets where they should produce their-selves all kinds of fruits, water, oxygen and other millions grants"


8/28/2010 9:03:28 AM

GigaGuess

Wanna make believers out of us? Get him to do it again. I mean hell, he did it the first time because he was bored, shouldn't be a thing.

8/28/2010 9:12:14 AM

Quantum Mechanic

People who couldn't give enough of a shit about anything as utterly stupid as religion to call themselves atheists made your computer.
Stop using it.

2/11/2013 1:12:27 PM

Canadiest

"They should be dragged to Jupiter, Mars or other deserted planets"

Wouldn't you superstitious nuts mistake that for the Rapture?

2/14/2013 7:33:18 AM

rubber chicken

With what do you propose to 'drag' people to the outer planets of the Solar system ? Good luck achieving escape velocity with a horse and buggy

2/14/2013 8:35:28 AM
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