"That always cracks me up. Science believes that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. That 75 % of all life was wiped out."
98%-99% actually, if I remember correctly. Hell, 99% of everything that's ever lived on this planet is now extinct.
Doesn't say much for the "intelligent designer" argument, does it?
"Firestorms, nuclear winter, hyper-hurricanes wiped all life on the surface. Rodents living underground evolved into us."
Essentially.
"But dinosaurs didn't live underground."
No shit? Well, I learn something new every day...
"Science believes the raptors and other related dinos evolved into birds. How did raptors survive the extinction event?"
Some small dinosaurs survived because they didn't have the enormous food requirements of the larger ones. Likely they scavenged the large dinosaur carcasses and ate what plant life survived, plus the mammals that survived. They were the descendants of (or a different type of) the larger raptors you're thinking of.
Basically if you were larger than, say, a chicken you were royally fucked.
"They can't even get their stories straight."
Read your convoluted mess of a Bible lately? Didn't Jebus say something about removing the mote from your eye before pointing out the plank in your brother's?
Aside from that, the "stories", as you call them, fit perfectly if you understand what's being said and actually look at the evidence.