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[Refuting the FSM]
but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly. therefore there is no flying spaghetti monster. God, or a Higher Being, however, is EXTREMELY likely, because everything in this universe didn't randomly get created.

brandoboy1312, Youtube 51 Comments [11/1/2008 3:22:11 AM]
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Thejebusfire

The universe can't be randomly created, but god can?

11/1/2008 3:22:45 AM

Tom S. Fox

"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly."

Dogmatically believing that spaghetti can't fly takes at least just as much faith as believing that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and created everything!

11/1/2008 3:31:29 AM

Jax

[Refuting Yahweh]
but we know for a fact that man can not just stay in the sky without gravity bringing him down. therefore there is no Yahweh who created man in his image. FSM, or the flying spaghetti monster, however, is EXTREMELY likely, because everything in this universe didn't randomly get created.

Fixed.

11/1/2008 3:32:13 AM

FSMB

Sure spaghetti can fly.

Proof? FOOD FIGHT! (Throws spaghetti at brandoboy1312)

See spaghetti can fly!

11/1/2008 3:33:20 AM

MichaelL

Captain Obvious has spoken... The FSM is a parody idiot!

11/1/2008 3:38:37 AM

SWGM

Whoosh!

That was the point soaring right over your head.

11/1/2008 3:39:59 AM

Jaces Ci

of course the flying spaghetti monster can fly...he is omnipotent and all powerful, not any ordinary spaghetti. His noodleness does not like non-believers questioning his abilities and you will rot in hell with your stale beer! and i shall laugh at you from above with his noodleness and drink and be merry! hahahaha
RAmen

11/1/2008 3:40:39 AM

Adude

...Actually, the Bible never says WHY God created the universe, does it? So... technically, yes. Yes, it was randomly created.

(I believe that spaghetti can fly...)

11/1/2008 4:05:59 AM

Osiris

Of course not. The laws of chemistry are actually very non-random.

11/1/2008 4:08:51 AM

mike-mike

wat

11/1/2008 4:16:43 AM

G Zimmer

Spaghetti can too fly, if you've got a good throwing arm and the target is your sister.

11/1/2008 4:17:21 AM

mike-mike

wat

11/1/2008 4:17:21 AM

Nowonmai

Know for a fact? Citation needed.

But the FSM is a higher being, so you contradicted yourself.

11/1/2008 4:26:31 AM

TheOutsider

Why does everyone keep acting like the universe being random is a bad thing???

11/1/2008 4:32:14 AM

zazugrey

Fundie logic FTW!

11/1/2008 4:45:52 AM

myheadhurts

The flying spaghetti monster can most definitely fly!!

Myself and many others have seen the flying spaghetti monster.
The flying spaghetti monster is obvious.
Archaeological discoveries prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists.
Only the flying spaghetti monster can make me feel significant.
The spaghetti monster created the universe.
Believing in the flying spaghetti monster makes me happy.
The flying spaghetti monster answers prayers.
The flying spaghetti monster heals sick people.
I don't lose anything by believing in the flying spaghetti monster.
I feel the flying spaghetti monster when I pray.

special thanks to Guy P. Harrison

11/1/2008 5:10:24 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly."


I BELIEVE on the FSM, for I have BEEN to the theater, and I have SEEN The Odd Couple! The "writing" is on the wall.
RAmen

11/1/2008 5:13:19 AM

Mortok

Brandoboy, tearing up the field...he shoots...and he misses the point completely! This is a dark day for christians everywhere, my friends. A dark day indeed.

11/1/2008 5:47:18 AM

Old Viking

We're not impressed by your facts. We have faith.

11/1/2008 6:15:05 AM

Jay-Sus

Now refute Odin.

11/1/2008 7:06:23 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Nothing is beyond the power of the glorious spaghetti monster.

11/1/2008 8:46:12 AM

Michael

Spagghetti flies if you throw it hard enough.
So will you.
You are obviously not a true and faithful pirate.
A-HARR!! Thee be walking the plank, brandoboy!

11/1/2008 9:06:57 AM

Thammuz

Ok how did god get created?

11/1/2008 9:29:52 AM

a mind far far away

The FSM can't F? What the hell? How do you know? Have you ever seen it? I KNOW FOR A FACT that the FSM can fly. I've seen it. You can't refute evidence like that. Now join us or you'll go to hell.

11/1/2008 10:43:37 AM

BlackMageJ

Humans can't come back from the dead after three days. Jesus was, according to your ridiculous dogma, 100% human AND 100% divine.

Thus, the FSM is 100% Spaghetti (which can't fly) and 100% Flying Monster (which can). It makes perfect sense.

Oh, and about 20% Meatball, of course.

11/1/2008 11:05:17 AM
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