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#742852
Thejebusfire
The universe can't be randomly created, but god can?
11/1/2008 3:22:45 AM
#742855
Tom S. Fox
"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly."
Dogmatically believing that spaghetti can't fly takes at least just as much faith as believing that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and created everything!
11/1/2008 3:31:29 AM
#742857
Jax
[Refuting Yahweh]
but we know for a fact that man can not just stay in the sky without gravity bringing him down. therefore there is no Yahweh who created man in his image. FSM, or the flying spaghetti monster, however, is EXTREMELY likely, because everything in this universe didn't randomly get created.
Fixed.
11/1/2008 3:32:13 AM
#742858
FSMB
Sure spaghetti can fly.
Proof? FOOD FIGHT! (Throws spaghetti at brandoboy1312)
See spaghetti can fly!
11/1/2008 3:33:20 AM
#742860
MichaelL
Captain Obvious has spoken... The FSM is a parody idiot!
11/1/2008 3:38:37 AM
#742862
SWGM
Whoosh!
That was the point soaring right over your head.
11/1/2008 3:39:59 AM
#742864
Jaces Ci
of course the flying spaghetti monster can fly...he is omnipotent and all powerful, not any ordinary spaghetti. His noodleness does not like non-believers questioning his abilities and you will rot in hell with your stale beer! and i shall laugh at you from above with his noodleness and drink and be merry! hahahaha
RAmen
11/1/2008 3:40:39 AM
#742882
Adude
...Actually, the Bible never says WHY God created the universe, does it? So... technically, yes. Yes, it was randomly created.
(I believe that spaghetti can fly...)
11/1/2008 4:05:59 AM
#742886
Osiris
Of course not. The laws of chemistry are actually very non-random.
11/1/2008 4:08:51 AM
#742893
mike-mike
wat
11/1/2008 4:16:43 AM
#742894
mike-mike
wat
11/1/2008 4:17:21 AM
#742895
G Zimmer
Spaghetti can too fly, if you've got a good throwing arm and the target is your sister.
11/1/2008 4:17:21 AM
#742899
Nowonmai
Know for a fact? Citation needed.
But the FSM is a higher being, so you contradicted yourself.
11/1/2008 4:26:31 AM
#742900
TheOutsider
Why does everyone keep acting like the universe being random is a bad thing???
11/1/2008 4:32:14 AM
#742904
zazugrey
Fundie logic FTW!
11/1/2008 4:45:52 AM
#742915
myheadhurts
The flying spaghetti monster can most definitely fly!!
Myself and many others have seen the flying spaghetti monster.
The flying spaghetti monster is obvious.
Archaeological discoveries prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists.
Only the flying spaghetti monster can make me feel significant.
The spaghetti monster created the universe.
Believing in the flying spaghetti monster makes me happy.
The flying spaghetti monster answers prayers.
The flying spaghetti monster heals sick people.
I don't lose anything by believing in the flying spaghetti monster.
I feel the flying spaghetti monster when I pray.
special thanks to Guy P. Harrison
11/1/2008 5:10:24 AM
#742919
Philbert McAdamia
"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly."
I BELIEVE on the FSM, for I have BEEN to the theater, and I have SEEN The Odd Couple! The "writing" is on the wall.
RAmen
11/1/2008 5:13:19 AM
#742930
Mortok
Brandoboy, tearing up the field...he shoots...and he misses the point completely! This is a dark day for christians everywhere, my friends. A dark day indeed.
11/1/2008 5:47:18 AM
#742938
Old Viking
We're not impressed by your facts. We have faith.
11/1/2008 6:15:05 AM
#742966
Jay-Sus
Now refute Odin.
11/1/2008 7:06:23 AM
#742996
Mrs. Antichrist
Nothing is beyond the power of the glorious spaghetti monster.
11/1/2008 8:46:12 AM
#743008
Michael
Spagghetti flies if you throw it hard enough.
So will you.
You are obviously not a true and faithful pirate.
A-HARR!! Thee be walking the plank, brandoboy!
11/1/2008 9:06:57 AM
#743029
Thammuz
Ok how did god get created?
11/1/2008 9:29:52 AM
#743055
a mind far far away
The FSM can't F? What the hell? How do you know? Have you ever seen it? I KNOW FOR A FACT that the FSM can fly. I've seen it. You can't refute evidence like that. Now join us or you'll go to hell.
11/1/2008 10:43:37 AM
#743064
BlackMageJ
Humans can't come back from the dead after three days. Jesus was, according to your ridiculous dogma, 100% human AND 100% divine.
Thus, the FSM is 100% Spaghetti (which can't fly) and 100% Flying Monster (which can). It makes perfect sense.
Oh, and about 20% Meatball, of course.
11/1/2008 11:05:17 AM
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