[Refuting the FSM]
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"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly."
Dogmatically believing that spaghetti can't fly takes at least just as much faith as believing that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and created everything!
[Refuting Yahweh]
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of course the flying spaghetti monster can fly...he is omnipotent and all powerful, not any ordinary spaghetti. His noodleness does not like non-believers questioning his abilities and you will rot in hell with your stale beer! and i shall laugh at you from above with his noodleness and drink and be merry! hahahaha
...Actually, the Bible never says WHY God created the universe, does it? So... technically, yes. Yes, it was randomly created.
(I believe that spaghetti can fly...)
The flying spaghetti monster can most definitely fly!!
Myself and many others have seen the flying spaghetti monster.
special thanks to Guy P. Harrison
"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly."
Humans can't come back from the dead after three days. Jesus was, according to your ridiculous dogma, 100% human AND 100% divine.
Thus, the FSM is 100% Spaghetti (which can't fly) and 100% Flying Monster (which can). It makes perfect sense.
Oh, and about 20% Meatball, of course.
We know for a fact that a giant man with a long white beard can't live on clouds because he'd fall right through, therefore there is no god. The flying spaghetti monster, however, is EXTREMELY likely because everything in the universe didn't randomly get created.
But we know for a fact snakes don't talk.
everything in this universe didn't randomly get created.
So how does that rule out being created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster with magic powers, as opposed to an old white guy with magic powers or an invisible pink unicorn with magic powers?
"but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly. therefore there is no flying spaghetti monster."
How do you know? Have you looked everywhere !!?!?!?!!!?
I think that's how that pathetic theist argument is usually formed...
"God, or a Higher Being, however, is EXTREMELY likely, because everything in this universe didn't randomly get created."
What is it with you people and "random"? Very few things are truly random and nobody claims "everything in this universe was created randomly.
The FSM is not made of spaghetti as we know it. This is 'fallen' spaghetti. The FSM is made of pure, holy spaghetti which is actually slightly buoyant in air. Also, since He is all-powerful, he doesn't need to worry about being able to fly anyway.
I mean, God doesn't even exist and He can supposedly see everything at once, right?
Snakes can't talk, that puts a hole in your bible story. Also the world isn't flat, insects don't have 4 legs, pi=/= 3.
lol, another fundie who didn't get the memo that FSM is a parody.
And Pastafarianism is still a better religion then Christianity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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