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If indeed the earth’s glaciers are melting, attempting to stop them from melting by covering them with reflective material wouldn’t work. According to Global Warming proponents the earth’s temperature is increasing. So what good would it do to cover the glaciers? The sun’s rays are not the problem. This just shows the fallacy of Global Warming. One minute they claim that the earth’s temperature is rising, and then they set out to protect Greenland’s glaciers from the sun’s rays. Well, which is it, the sun’s rays or the higher temperatures on earth? If, as Global Warming proponents claim, the earth’s temperatures are rising, then protecting glaciers from the sun’s rays is a complete waste of time and money.

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It is far more reasonable to believe the Bible; than it is to believe the hocus-pocus nonsense of a bunch of whacko scientists. Just as Evolution, Global Warming is a scam—a cleverly devised invention of greedy and dishonest people.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 54 Comments [11/3/2008 7:54:56 PM]
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Tom S. Fox

The higher temperatures on Earth are caused by the sun’s rays, you idiot!

11/3/2008 7:58:18 PM

John

Well, which is it, the sun’s rays or the higher temperatures on earth?

Why does it have to be one or the other?

11/3/2008 7:59:47 PM

scubajesus

Mr. Stewart is taking stupidity to a new level.

After all, if I don't immediately understand something, why look for a reliable explanation? I'll just go BAWWWING on the internet and start blubbering about the Babble.

11/3/2008 8:00:42 PM

woodflank

For fuck's sake, can't we put something in the water to keep these people from breeding?

11/3/2008 8:05:26 PM

Carnife

The sun.. warming things up... INCONCEIVABLE!

11/3/2008 8:10:24 PM

Old Viking

We're also considering placing an opaque film between sun and earth to lessen the impact of the sun's rays. Problem is, placement is a very delicate proposition, and thus far there have been no volunteers.

11/3/2008 8:13:02 PM

a mind far far away

Ah, David J. Stewart, I hope I get to see your brain fucking melt under the pressue of Global Warming. I'll gladly burn to death just to see you rot in your own ignorance. DIAF, fuckwad.

11/3/2008 8:16:43 PM

Lucilius

So according to David J. Stewpid, the sun isn't hot? Let's test this theory with a one-man rocket.

11/3/2008 8:22:20 PM



Is there anything you DON'T think is a conspiracy?

11/3/2008 8:23:08 PM

stoat100

'It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. [x]; It is a SCAM.'

Fill in the [x]. Clue: it isn't global warming.

11/3/2008 8:37:40 PM

aaa

For crying out loud...

11/3/2008 8:49:10 PM

Bored One-time Poster

Oh yeah, I hear that evolution and global warming are bringing in a ton of money nowadays.

11/3/2008 8:53:48 PM

Anon

What about Al Gore's movie? I'd say he made a tidy profit off of it.

11/3/2008 9:03:27 PM

StridentLobster

Basic science fail.

11/3/2008 9:08:45 PM

M.M.

Stop trying to sound smart.

11/3/2008 9:42:19 PM

anonymous

Ok, how does the Bible propose we solve this problem?

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Exactly. Now, where does the Bible say it is acceptable and Godly to drive a car that burns fossil fuels for power?

No, I'm an atheist. Gimme the keys.

11/3/2008 9:54:10 PM

A Friend

Mr. Stewart is batshit insane and really needs to adjust the tightness of his tinfoil hat(the tinfoil reflects the sun's evil rays which obviously don't heat up the world)

11/3/2008 9:55:34 PM

Ken1971

I'm at a loss for....

11/3/2008 10:02:19 PM


11/3/2008 10:23:06 PM

Mister Spak

Are you aware that when the sun shines on stuff it gets hot?

11/3/2008 10:36:50 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

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I'm going to go cry now.

11/3/2008 10:53:54 PM

Shadoboy

Since it's obvious you don't find the relation between heat and the sun, you should get a tan until you die from skin cancer.

11/3/2008 11:01:56 PM

Xotan

Where is Greenland mentioned in the Bible?

Is Santa mentioned too? No. Not Satan. Don't play stupid spelling games with me.

11/3/2008 11:05:30 PM

Jay-Sus

Just as Evolution,

Gotta throw in that evil evolution in there somewhere.

11/3/2008 11:52:45 PM

toothache

erm, what? Oh, it's Dave Stewart again. He really went off the rails when the Eurhythmics broke up, didn't he?

11/3/2008 11:54:16 PM
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