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#745411
Tom S. Fox
The higher temperatures on Earth are caused by the sun’s rays, you idiot!
11/3/2008 7:58:18 PM
#745415
John
Well, which is it, the sun’s rays or the higher temperatures on earth?
Why does it have to be one or the other?
11/3/2008 7:59:47 PM
#745417
scubajesus
Mr. Stewart is taking stupidity to a new level.
After all, if I don't immediately understand something, why look for a reliable explanation? I'll just go BAWWWING on the internet and start blubbering about the Babble.
11/3/2008 8:00:42 PM
#745426
woodflank
For fuck's sake, can't we put something in the water to keep these people from breeding?
11/3/2008 8:05:26 PM
#745440
Carnife
The sun.. warming things up... INCONCEIVABLE!
11/3/2008 8:10:24 PM
#745445
Old Viking
We're also considering placing an opaque film between sun and earth to lessen the impact of the sun's rays. Problem is, placement is a very delicate proposition, and thus far there have been no volunteers.
11/3/2008 8:13:02 PM
#745448
a mind far far away
Ah, David J. Stewart, I hope I get to see your brain fucking melt under the pressue of Global Warming. I'll gladly burn to death just to see you rot in your own ignorance. DIAF, fuckwad.
11/3/2008 8:16:43 PM
#745459
Lucilius
So according to David J. Stewpid, the sun isn't hot? Let's test this theory with a one-man rocket.
11/3/2008 8:22:20 PM
#745462
Is there anything you DON'T think is a conspiracy?
11/3/2008 8:23:08 PM
#745476
stoat100
'It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. [x]; It is a SCAM.'
Fill in the [x]. Clue: it isn't global warming.
11/3/2008 8:37:40 PM
#745490
aaa
For crying out loud...
11/3/2008 8:49:10 PM
#745495
Bored One-time Poster
Oh yeah, I hear that evolution and global warming are bringing in a ton of money nowadays.
11/3/2008 8:53:48 PM
#745515
Anon
What about Al Gore's movie? I'd say he made a tidy profit off of it.
11/3/2008 9:03:27 PM
#745525
StridentLobster
Basic science fail.
11/3/2008 9:08:45 PM
#745585
M.M.
Stop trying to sound smart.
11/3/2008 9:42:19 PM
#745599
anonymous
Ok, how does the Bible propose we solve this problem?
...
Exactly. Now, where does the Bible say it is acceptable and Godly to drive a car that burns fossil fuels for power?
No, I'm an atheist. Gimme the keys.
11/3/2008 9:54:10 PM
#745602
A Friend
Mr. Stewart is batshit insane and really needs to adjust the tightness of his tinfoil hat(the tinfoil reflects the sun's evil rays which obviously don't heat up the world)
11/3/2008 9:55:34 PM
#745614
Ken1971
I'm at a loss for....
11/3/2008 10:02:19 PM
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11/3/2008 10:23:06 PM
#745646
Mister Spak
Are you aware that when the sun shines on stuff it gets hot?
11/3/2008 10:36:50 PM
#745660
Darwin's Lil' Girl
...
I'm going to go cry now.
11/3/2008 10:53:54 PM
#745672
Shadoboy
Since it's obvious you don't find the relation between heat and the sun, you should get a tan until you die from skin cancer.
11/3/2008 11:01:56 PM
#745678
Xotan
Where is Greenland mentioned in the Bible?
Is Santa mentioned too? No. Not Satan. Don't play stupid spelling games with me.
11/3/2008 11:05:30 PM
#745727
Jay-Sus
Just as Evolution,
Gotta throw in that evil evolution in there somewhere.
11/3/2008 11:52:45 PM
#745728
toothache
erm, what? Oh, it's Dave Stewart again. He really went off the rails when the Eurhythmics broke up, didn't he?
11/3/2008 11:54:16 PM
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