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ok so tonight alot of us got together at the Paynes house for our weekly bible study devo thing and i brought up something my dad and i had a debate in the store over... it was about having a female interpert for the deaf people during a sermon. So we had this talk and it seemed as though almost everyone disagreed with me so ill keep my opionion to myself for know but can you tell me wut you think. Is it ok to have a female interpert for the deaf people during services???

George3, Valley Church of CHRIST 36 Comments [10/30/2008 8:39:37 PM]
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Droppo

I'm trying to figure out what possible difference there could be between a man and a woman interpreting for the deaf... is she using her vagina as a puppet so they can read her "lips"? (rimshot!)

10/30/2008 8:57:14 PM

Ozzie

Are all the deaf people men? If so, of course not, she may tempt them into running up and raping her and then of course it wouldn't be the men's fault, because women should be barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen :P

What the hell is a "weekly bible study devo thing?" Remember Devo from the 1980's with Whip It, Whip It Good?

Kinky Devo Bible study at the Paynes - that made my whole week.

10/30/2008 8:57:31 PM

aaa

Are you typing in english?

10/30/2008 8:58:16 PM

Frogflayer

a female interpert

that sounds kinky

10/30/2008 9:11:44 PM

Old Viking

Yes. That's what burqas are for,

10/30/2008 9:18:16 PM

Headache

Noooooooooooooo!

Deaf people are sinners, filled with demons and devils and heathens and ...ummm uhhh ok...

10/30/2008 9:24:47 PM

Lucilius

Is it OK if I come over and interpret your sermon in belches and armpit farts?

10/30/2008 9:27:11 PM

apYrs

please
don't
breed.

But try to win a Darwin prize.

For the sake of humanity

10/30/2008 9:32:47 PM

KatAutumn

I found it profoundly disturbing that the general consensus in that thread was that a woman interpreting for the deaf could cause a person to stumble, therefore they should either find a male to do the signing or segregate the deaf members in another room where hearing members would not have to be distracted by the female interpreter. How sad. Just goes to show you that discrimination in many churches runs deep.

10/30/2008 9:33:49 PM

Eden

Hm, according to fundamentalist beliefs women aren´t allowed to speak in church. But a female interpreter for the deaf doesn´t speak. She is just doing certain things with herb hands :D

10/30/2008 9:37:15 PM

myheadhurts

No. Stop picking on the deaf.

10/30/2008 10:09:00 PM

anonymous

It is okay for females to do anything males do.
Always.

Duh.

10/30/2008 10:17:11 PM

dworkin

"bible study devo thing"

The mind boggles at Devo organising Bible studies.

Damn, beaten. Or rather whipped.

10/30/2008 10:46:04 PM

Sisyphus

OF COURSE NOT! She might "interpert" things in a feminist way! The best thing for this female "interperter" of yours to do is get pregnant and chain herself to a large kitchen appliance. Whew, I'm glad I caught you in time! Dodged the bullet on that one!

10/30/2008 10:56:45 PM

a mind far far away

Why are you doing bible studies on Devo? They weren't that good of a band. Anyway, this is a pickle. On the one hand, if I thought religious services were good, then I'd say it was stupid to say that you couldn't have a female interpreter for the deaf. On the other hand, the deaf don't need to hear that load of crap anyway.

10/30/2008 11:26:36 PM

Ken1971

I came for the snarky Devo references and you didn't disappoint. I wuv you guys.

10/30/2008 11:32:35 PM

The L

Well, by using sign language, she is obeying Paul's injunction to "be silent in church"...

10/31/2008 1:16:50 AM

Stardrake

Well, since she is not man, she is Devo....

10/31/2008 2:26:14 AM



Oh, for God's sake, is there ANYTHING that women can do aside from staying barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen? Does every single thing that a woman does have to be so painstakingly analyzed and debated over?

10/31/2008 2:27:08 AM

Illuminatalie

Yeah yeah, Devo for me too!

10/31/2008 2:50:38 AM

Adrian

@Headache: well, that would hardly be a stretch, considering that (if memory serves me right) OT rules specifically forbid people with "a defect in their sight" to enter the temple...

10/31/2008 3:54:46 AM

Punches Pilot

Get a hobby, George3. It's not the interpreter's fault if you can't stop staring at her ass.

10/31/2008 4:40:54 AM

Jay-Sus

Devo? Weren't they the guys with the cool hats?

10/31/2008 5:32:35 AM

Princess Rot

Oh well, if you're so special for having a penis, why don't you learn sign language and become an interpreter? Are you too much of a special snowflake to be a good Christian and actually help people? Oh, who am I kidding. You just want to sit in judgment of everyone else.

10/31/2008 10:37:26 AM

Zyzle

I wonder what he's more concerned about, the fact that she's a woman (and therefore unworthy?) or that she's disabled?

oh and why exactly is it the Valley Church of CHRIST!!!!!!1eleventy!!!

10/31/2008 11:30:55 AM
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