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Pascal's wager has been debunked so many times that this qualifies as “lying for Jeesus”.
11/1/2008 2:40:58 PM
What language are you speaking? It's almost worse than chatspeak GAH!
11/1/2008 2:46:03 PM
Let me quote (or at least paraphrase, since I don't remember the quote exactly) the great and wise Homer Simpson, the idiot that is all that is needed to poke a big giant hole in this:
"But what if we've chosen the wrong god? What if every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder?"
11/1/2008 2:46:48 PM
11/1/2008 2:49:30 PM
Rat of Steel
Oh, goody! Another "mental giant" who's just discovered Pascal's Wager. *rolls his eyes*
11/1/2008 2:51:13 PM
Illiterate rendition of pascals wager.
Still a logical falacy that rests on the falacy of dualism.
Just recited by a moron.
11/1/2008 2:51:14 PM
You know, there are OTHER gods.
11/1/2008 2:51:15 PM
Why does every Christian Fundie reinvent Pascal's Wager and think they're some kind of genius? I also doubt God would be happy you believed in Him because it would be better for yourself.
11/1/2008 2:51:45 PM
if there is a god, you'll be sent to hell for murder of the english language.
11/1/2008 2:58:34 PM
And fuck you too, bitch.
11/1/2008 3:04:09 PM
Pascal has a lot to answer for.
11/1/2008 3:16:07 PM
Everybody who uses the... word... 'nuffin' should be rounded up and shot.
11/1/2008 3:16:41 PM
Pascal's Wager fails because what if I am right and both of you are wrong.
11/1/2008 3:21:08 PM
What's that in your head?
Nuffin, I believe. *rolls eyes*
11/1/2008 3:34:05 PM
Coherence. Try it.
11/1/2008 3:42:54 PM
Thank you for your kind words. My mother was indeed sweet, though I am not a bitch.
11/1/2008 3:53:32 PM
That's pretty shortsighted, because you forgot an infinity of other options:
3. Shiva is the creator of the universe, if you acknowledged him, you might be released from the eternal karmic cycle (or whatever it's called), if not, you might reincarnate into a transsexual midget.
4. The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe with his Noodly Appendage, not believing in him means cooking with the pasta for eternity.
5. Allah is the creator of the universe, if you believe in him, you'll get 72 virgins in heaven, if not, you go down to the pit of hell.
Anyway, seems like the odds are in favor of you burning in hell.
11/1/2008 3:55:53 PM
If there is a Hell, Pascal probably sent himself there voluntarily, just because of people like this.
11/1/2008 3:58:41 PM
I hope Samantha is hot, otherwise how will she make a living?
11/1/2008 4:01:25 PM
Meh, despite being Pascal rehashed it's not really that fundie, as apparently "good deeds" is enough to win this particular wager. If you want to score a 5 off me, then you need to have fundamentally good people burning while mindless religiosity gets you off the hook...
11/1/2008 4:02:01 PM
Samantha, is there someone who looks after you? Are they aware you're accessing the internet?
11/1/2008 4:02:23 PM
11/1/2008 4:05:24 PM
This girl needs to do stand-up.
11/1/2008 4:16:07 PM
If all it took was good deeds, then I, as an atheist, would get into this Heaven of yours if it existed (btw, I love how yelled; 'fuck you atheist bitches,' after making point #1). But, since your religion is a stickler for that "must believe in one god and jesus is his son" nonsense, it's not quite that simple. If you don't believe in a very strict series of dogma, your religion says you can't get into Heaven. Likewise, by believing in that dogma you are damning yourself in the eyes of a host of other religions. So, in fact, you have a lot to lose by believing in what you believe in.
Further more, if there aren't gods and you spend a life believing in them and paying tribute to their supposed whims anyway, you still lose. You are wasting your one and only life believing in complete and utter nonsense. I, meanwhile, prefer to spend my time advancing my knowledge and living life to its fullest without worrying about outdated restrictions that Humans, living thousands of years ago, came up with. Nor do I want to live in fear that I might not be worthy and spend all my time consumed over this when I can be out living life. But, fortunately, I don't have to as there is no way I can bring myself to believe something so silly at this point even I wanted to.
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