I WAS TELLIN MY LIL BRO ABOUT THIS. imho the cosmos are changing i dont know how maybe G-D creating and getting final touches ready as well as earth simultaneously whos knows just a quick thought dont think too far into it. but i wouldnt blame one person or the average human we didnt ask for planes and cars and guns and all, but i would blame major coorporations, do u honestly believe they never new how to have hydrogen cars until recently, lets not be blind. oil. but if u take account what the experts are saying, if that shrinking took ten years, it should do considerably more damage in the next 5, this is starting to look like those robo cop, star ship trooper like commercials i used to find humorous when i was a kid, with the spf 8000 and all, its not so funny anymore.....as for obama, smh...he urkes me...i got my eye on him and im af. amer. and 24 not that it matters, im not easily fooed by the sound of the drum thanks to the teachings and blessings from the LORD
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Holy...f'ing...shit. The grammatical failures alone make me want to implode. Is this fundy? I can't even tell, with all the stupid spewed on it. Let me try to make sense of this.
"imho the cosmos are changing i dont know how maybe G-D creating and getting final touches ready as well as earth simultaneously whos knows just a quick thought dont think too far into it" Is this all one thought? The only part of this that makes sense is he says that he "dont think".
"oil." Fucking...I think I died for a moment there. What about oil?
"with the spf 8000 and all" Wow, they've come along way with sunblock since this morning.
"im not easily fooed by the sound of the drum" Fooed? Food? You're not easily fooed? What drum? What in the hell is he trying to say? Does the sound of a drum turn you into mince meat?
"its not so funny anymore" Oh, I disagree...
"just a quick thought" Of course it is. It wouldn't hurt so much if you had learned about P.U.N.C.T.U.A.T.I.O.N.
LoneWolf, is that you?
Wont someone please show these semi-literate idiots how to use a period as something other than ellipses? I figured we should start with something small and relatively simple before moving on to things like spelling and such.
By the way Lucretius, thanks for the translation. Your sacrifice of braincells and sanity to learn such a blasphemous tongue will not be forgotten.
My interpretation (I am reasonably fluent in Gibberish )
"imho the cosmos are changing i dont know how maybe G-D creating and getting final touches ready as well as earth simultaneously whos knows just a quick thought dont think too far into it."
"but if u take account what the experts are saying, if that shrinking took ten years, it should do considerably more damage in the next 5, this is starting to look like those robo cop, star ship trooper like commercials i used to find humorous when i was a kid, with the spf 8000 and all, its not so funny anymore."
Increasing solar radiation may may society look like the dystopian Sci Fi films I have seen
".....as for obama, smh...he urkes me...i got my eye on him and im af. amer. and 24 not that it matters, im not easily fooed by the sound of the drum thanks to the teachings and blessings from the LORD "
even though I am black I still think Obama is sinister but I am not racist honest.
Since when is "African-American" abbreviated as "af. amer."?
@Lucretius:
Day-amn. I bow to you, sir. I'm fairly fluent in gibberish, myself, and I couldn't make heads nor tails of that mess.
How does one "urke" someone else? Does it have something to do with Urkel? Are you perhaps trying to say "irk", you fucking mouth-breathing idiot?
At least I can sleep at night knowing that you have your eye on Obama.
I do understandd him.... he is just a parrot that is repeating every single factoid passed around as popular knowlodge, with a touch of fundie on the top...
By being just a repeating machine, he just proved that he doesn't think
No, it's more that hydrogen cars are stupid and impractical.
I'm more of a stirling engine / battery-electric guy myself.
@ Lucretius: You are a brave man, walking right into the path of stupidity like that. Good job.
A fundie who actually accepts global warming? My god, now I've seen everything.
Too bad this person is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Hydrogen-powered cars would be nice, except for the fact that the cost to create the hydrogen fuel is a lot more than what you get out of the process, making it financially unfeasable.
No company or ecomony survives on selling something that costs 5 bucks to make for two dollars.
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Here's a fistful of usable punctuation marks. They're free. Now fucking use them next time, fundtard. Much like bacon bits, they spice up that word salad you call an attempt at making a point, or deep thought or what the fuck ever it was you think you were doing.
... I would like to post some kind of witty retort, but I can't read this.
Wow. Trying to read this has given me a nosebleed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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