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If there's no problem with Barbie practicing witchcraft, why does she have to hide it? Quote from the box: 'No one suspects that this ordinary school girl, is actually one of the Secret Spells girls!'... There is no doubt what this doll is designed to teach. It always amazes me that Americans are constantly trying to get Christianity out of children's lives but promoting Paganism and witchcraft is okay.

MrsMom, Christian Forums 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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yesman

',:?

4/28/2008 2:20:38 AM



ITS A FUCKING TOY NOT REAL LIFE!!!!

4/28/2008 3:36:30 AM

Andrew B.

I know those words, but that post makes no sense. Also, the toy is not a "How to..." manuel!

4/28/2008 4:46:59 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"No one suspects that this ordinary school girl, is actually one of the Secret Spells girls"

Secret identities have held a prominent place in the imaginations of children for decades, at least. Children like secrets, its a way of "putting one over" on the authority figures. Try not to think about that MrsMom, it would scare you too much

12/4/2008 11:38:42 PM

a mind far far away

Barbie is a witch? That's news to me. And for the record, we were all Pagans before anyone was a christian. As a matter of fact, christianity takes most of it's ideas from paganism.

12/4/2008 11:44:21 PM

Mr. Creazil

1) Barbie is not real.

2)If she were real, and were a witch or pagan, she would have to hide it because of intolerant fuckwits like you.

12/6/2008 1:38:54 AM

dworkin

She turned me into a Ken Doll!

I got better.

12/6/2008 3:26:36 AM

GreenEyedLilo

Now I think it would be hilarious to envision what Fundie (excuse me, "Born-Again") Barbie would be like, and what she'd come with!

12/6/2008 3:37:42 AM



Please, do you lack imagination or don´t you find the word SPELL to be in a figurative sense?

8/9/2009 2:14:17 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It's a fucking doll you stupid bitch.

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