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Gay people and athiests are you rapture ready?

All Christians know that the end is in sight. We are not afraid because we will end up in heaven. I wonder if the non believers out there are ready for the end of days? Does it scare you? Dont you think it is time to convert and join us?

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo Answers 76 Comments [11/1/2008 3:20:13 AM]
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Thejebusfire

People have been preaching the end times since the late 1800's.

11/1/2008 3:21:23 AM

Tom S. Fox

Much longer than that.

P.S.: Bride of Jesus, you are a condescending bitch!

11/1/2008 3:22:24 AM

C_V


I don't disbelieve out of spite, I disbelieve because it's not true.

11/1/2008 3:26:31 AM

SWGM

"Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! One of us! One of us!"

11/1/2008 3:31:48 AM

Slayer

*in a lifeless, monotone voice*
Join us... Join us... Join us...

You know your death cult's ranks are thin when you start recruiting through Yahoo Answers.


11/1/2008 3:33:59 AM

MichaelL

Why should we join you? Join us. We have cookies.

11/1/2008 3:39:49 AM

Jaces Ci

we are non-believers...why would be scared of something we dont believe in? besides, i know im saved, because when the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes to rapture his most loyal followers i will not be afraid because i will end up in heaven. Dont you think it is time to convert and join us?
RAmen

11/1/2008 3:43:02 AM

Nibien

Magic land doesn't scare me, no.

11/1/2008 3:46:33 AM

J. Random Lurker

"Gay people and athiests are you rapture ready?"

No, because we know the rapture is a 19th century invention that doesn't even mesh with the bible. It is literally something a guy by the name of Darby pulled from his rectum.

"All Christians know that the end is in sight."

Lying for Jebus, much? Somehow I doubt most mainstream Protestant denominations, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the Catholic Church would say so--they would say that, "We don't know the hour when the lord is coming."

"We are not afraid because we will end up in heaven."

O RLY? And how are you sure that the 144,000 have not already been taken--or that you were left behind because your god thought that your ilk are serious dicks?

"I wonder if the non believers out there are ready for the end of days?"

I wonder if there are believers out there who don't believe in this whacko death cult?

"Does it scare you?"

No, because the rapture will never happen, and Jebus won't be returning--he was never here to begin with. This of course notwithstanding that the chances of your god existing are at best microscopically small, if not at zero. So, why should I be scared of things that will never happen, and things that don't exist?

"Dont you think it is time to convert and join us?"

Join your whacko death cult? Are you seriously insane?

11/1/2008 3:49:33 AM

colonel catastrophe

You've been expecting the end since Jesus himself died!!! "The End" has been in sight for almost 2000 years!!!!!!!!!

11/1/2008 3:54:45 AM



1. Gays can be Christians

2. Atheists don't believe in your endtimes

3. Other non-Christians don't believe in your endtimes.

Are you getting the point yet?

11/1/2008 4:00:27 AM



Did you guys know that if you respond to a question on Yahoo Answers by saying that the bible is wrong, you get a violation notice?

11/1/2008 4:01:45 AM

freako104

Not a believer and no it does not scare me. Why? Because the world has ended before apparently, and I believe in more and unlike many Christians, I do not have a shaky faith. And who says gay people aren't Christian? Some might be.

11/1/2008 4:13:21 AM

G Zimmer

You're a god damned liar and a fool. Your pitiful hell and brimstone scare tactics won't work on us. I find it highly ironic that you resort to fear and intimidation, while at the same time claiming to worship a god of love. You and all Christians like you are double minded schizophrenic hypocrites. Please gather your fellows and go live in a cave somewhere so the enlightened people who have learned to go on without gods can live our lives happily and advance human civilization.

We'll both be happier this way.

I guarantee it.


- G. Zimmer

11/1/2008 4:14:58 AM

Thirddrop

The pedant in me can't let this go. @ Zimmer. That should be 'reality challenged' schizophrenic hypocrites.

Totally agree with thrust of your advice to the 'bride', however.

11/1/2008 4:43:04 AM

Detrs

No. Fuck off already.

11/1/2008 5:07:13 AM

myheadhurts

I'm with Eddy Current. Sunday at 8pm I'm praying for Armageddon. Because all non-believers WILL die.... eventually.

11/1/2008 5:13:11 AM

Mortok

You're all going to heaven? Well then I've got nothing to be scared of.

11/1/2008 5:44:02 AM

Tired Christian

"All Christians know that the end is in sight."
I do? Shit, no I didn't, why didn't you bastards tell me?

And of course they aren't scared, you idiot. They don't believe it will occur.

11/1/2008 6:09:20 AM

Old Viking

As a matter of fact we yearn for the rapture with an intensity that far exceeds yours.

11/1/2008 6:22:13 AM

Illuminatalie

If you had any idea of how fatuous you sound, you would understand why you never convince anybody.

11/1/2008 6:49:19 AM

Jay-Sus


11/1/2008 6:57:04 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Don't you think it's time you joined US in the 21st century, you dumb bitch.

11/1/2008 8:44:50 AM

flashbazzzbo

I believe it was the jesus man himself who told his automatons that he would return in their lifetimes,so...well,I guess he didnt think that one all the way through,huh?

11/1/2008 8:49:37 AM

Eden

All Christians know that the end is in sight.

Hm,
let me see:
Not every christian fundamentalist believes in the rapture and no mainstream christian and not every rapturist believes in the rapture coming soon.
And christian fundamentalists themselves are only a small subset of christians. So we´ve got maybe 5% of the christians within the USA who believe in the imminent rapture, a percentage that is even lower if you look at christianity worldwide (as you´ve got less christian fundamentalism and christian cult like structures outside of the USA).
So your statement fails at statistics (unless of course you define only people who believe in the imminent rapture to be christians and all others to be unbelievers, thereby violating the principle of religious tolerance and intr4oducing something in your faith, that already got your forefathers persecuted [becaus then it ws the ruling church of your home country who defined you as unbelievers])

11/1/2008 8:59:04 AM
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